The Dogmother Posted November 18, 2009 Share Posted November 18, 2009 How many dogs does it take to change a lightbulb..? Golden Retriever: The sun is shining, the day is young, we've got our whole lives ahead of us, and you're inside worrying about a stupid burned out bulb? Border Collie: Just one. And then I'll replace any wiring that's not up to code. Dachshund: You know I can't reach that stupid lamp! Rottweiler: Make me. Boxer: Who cares? I can still play with my squeaky toys in the dark. Lab: Oh, me, me!!!!! Pleeeeeeeeeze let me change the light bulb! Can I? Can I? Huh? Huh? Huh? Can I? Pleeeeeeeeeze, please, please, please! German Shepherd: I'll change it as soon as I've led these people from the dark, check to make sure I haven't missed any, and make just one more perimeter patrol to see that no one has tried to take advantage of the situation. Jack Russell Terrier: I'll just pop it in while I'm bouncing off the walls and furniture. Old English Sheep Dog: Light bulb? I'm sorry, but I don't see a light bulb! Cocker Spaniel: Why change it? I can still pee on the carpet in the dark. Chihuahua : Yo quiero Taco Bulb. Or 'We don't need no stinking light bulb.' Australian Shepherd: First, I'll put all the light bulbs in a little circle... Poodle: I'll just blow in the Border Collie's ear and he'll do it.. By the time he finishes rewiring the house, my nails will be dry. Greyhound: It isn't moving. Who cares? How many cats does it take to change a light bulb? Cats do not change light bulbs. People change light bulbs. So, the real question is: 'How long will it be before I can expect some light, some dinner, and a massage?' Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ziggy Posted November 18, 2009 Share Posted November 18, 2009 That was fun! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lesley Posted November 18, 2009 Share Posted November 18, 2009 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eggquisite Posted November 18, 2009 Share Posted November 18, 2009 Superb and you must have met our two cats Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seagazer Posted November 20, 2009 Share Posted November 20, 2009 Thats funny and the Golden Retriever and Poodle sum up Cookie perfectly Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snowy Posted November 20, 2009 Share Posted November 20, 2009 But there's no Springer in there! I wonder how that one would go "Sure I can jump up there and change that bulb. While I'm bouncing should I whip down those cobwebs from the ceiling with my tail?" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Dogmother Posted November 20, 2009 Author Share Posted November 20, 2009 That'd be about right Snowy! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
