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Thought I would share this little tale :)

 

A lawyer purchased a box of very rare and expensive cigars, then insured

them against, among other things, fire!

Within a month, having smoked his entire stockpile of these great cigars

and without yet having made even his first premium

payment on the policy the lawyer filed a claim against the insurance

company.

In his claim, the lawyer stated the cigars were lost 'in a series of

small fires.'

The insurance company refused to pay, citing the obvious reason, that

the man had consumed the cigars in the normal fashion.

The lawyer sued and WON!

 

(Stay with me.)

 

Delivering the ruling, the judge agreed with the insurance company that

the claim was frivolous. The judge stated nevertheless,

that the lawyer held a policy from the company, which it had warranted

that the cigars were insurable and also guaranteed that it

would insure them against fire, without defining what is considered to

be unacceptable 'fire' and was

obligated to pay the claim.

 

Rather than endure lengthy and costly appeal process, the insurance

company accepted the ruling and paid $15,000 to the

lawyer for his loss of the cigars lost in the 'fires'.

 

NOW FOR THE BEST PART.

 

After the lawyer cashed the check, the insurance company had him

arrested on 24 counts of ARSON!

 

With his own insurance claim and testimony from the previous case being

used against him, the lawyer was convicted of

intentionally burning his insured property and was sentenced to 24

months in jail and a $24,000 fine.

This is a true story and was the First Place winner in the recent

Criminal Lawyers Award Contest.

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