Locking Bar Eglu Classic

[janette1954]

As I sit here there are two huge foxes running around my garden, they were not even frightened when I ran up the garden in my undies flapping my new oven gloves at them, not a pretty sight

[Egluntyne]

You've got me cowering just at the description.

 

A well aimed hosepipe and a foxwatch might be of use.

[janette1954]

I have 2 foxwatches, I think I will go and move them to different positions and try the hosepipe, with clothes on now though

[Olly]

I'm not going to ask why you were wearing just undies AND oven-gloves ... all I'd say is, be careful, you can get a nasty burn off those oven shelves if you lean over too far!

[emchook]

OW just snorted coffee up my nose ! Olly dont do that !

[Chucky Mama]

I'm not going to ask why you were wearing just undies AND oven-gloves ... all I'd say is, be careful, you can get a nasty burn off those oven shelves if you lean over too far!

 

[janette1954]

Well I was waiting to get my clothes out of the tumble dryer when I spotted them and in my rush to scare them away grabbed my new oven gloves to flap at them, needless to say it didn't work, I dont think my dear neighbour will ever recover though, I am not a small lady, lol, saw him sitting with his head in his hands just now,

[emchook]

CLASSIC !

This time no coffee up my nose .. but I have just snorted .. Thank goodness no one around

[coco]

[Woodcat]

That was a spray the laptop with tea moment the omlet forum is very good for me but my poor laptop suffers dreadfully utterly brilliant and classic

[janette1954]

seeing as I my attempts at scaring them failed today do I try without the underwear tomorrow or shall i not bother with the oven gloves

[Ain't Nobody Here]

You may not scare the foxes but you might have to resuscitate your neighbour .

 

(Shouldn't laugh when it's about foxes but this is hilarious .)

[janette1954]

forgot to mention the ugg boots !

[chick wiggle]

*wipes tears of laughter from eyes*

[janette1954]

The things we do for our girls, I must say I am usually to be found about 7.00ish in my pink extra large bath towel and spotty wellies, checking on them before work, all weathers,all seasons, because I didn't go to work today I was being rather laid back in my duties and had got well past the towel stage when I spotted the enemy, the oven gloves were a pressie from my dear daughter, they came from the Highgrove shop ( HOME OF PRINCE CHARLES) and have an embroidered chicken on them,shame I couldn't send Chas and Milly a photo of myself this morning !

[Chicken Shirl]

I'm not going to ask why you were wearing just undies AND oven-gloves ... all I'd say is, be careful, you can get a nasty burn off those oven shelves if you lean over too far!

 

Just done the coffee snort dance around the kitchen.