Lesley Posted February 10, 2007 Share Posted February 10, 2007 Richard posted this in another topic............. Good one Andrew. Or what about the Bacharach and David song "Wives and Lovers". The lyrics are: Hey, little girl, Comb your hair, fix your make-up. Soon he will open the door. Don't think because There's a ring on your finger, You needn't try any more For wives should always be lovers, too. Run to his arms the moment he comes home to you. I'm warning you. Day after day, There are girls at the office, And men will always be men. Don't send him off With your hair still in curlers. You may not see him again. For wives should always be lovers, too. Run to his arms the moment he comes home to you. He's almost here. Hey, little girl Better wear something pretty, something you'd wear to go to the city. And dim all the lights, Pour the wine, start the music. Time to get ready for love. Oh, time to get ready, Time to get ready, Time to get ready For love. Wise words mate. Don't post yet - I'lll move the rest over.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lesley Posted February 10, 2007 Author Share Posted February 10, 2007 (edited) Blimey...that one hasn't stood the test of time in term of "PC"ness. Perhaps us girls on the forum should try to compose the equivalent for husbands!! I'll go first! "Don't invite your mother to stay before discussing it wih me" Edited February 10, 2007 by Guest Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lesley Posted February 10, 2007 Author Share Posted February 10, 2007 (edited) And may I add "No blowing off in bed" Edited February 10, 2007 by Guest Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jess Posted February 10, 2007 Share Posted February 10, 2007 LOOL that song is so good im going to email my boyfriend the lyrics Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jess Posted February 10, 2007 Share Posted February 10, 2007 passive manipulation by the white stripes has the best ~message~ i feel Women, listen to your mothers Don't just succumb to the wishes of your brothers Take a step back, take a look at one another You need to know the difference... Between a father and a lover (repeat) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Egluntyne Posted February 10, 2007 Share Posted February 10, 2007 Blimey, Lesley that was quick! May I add Don't volunteer me to cater for cricket teas without discussing it with me first. Remember that I have a life, career and interests of my own and don't want to spend my free time in the kitchen or with your friends WAGS Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Dogmother Posted February 10, 2007 Share Posted February 10, 2007 From experience; 'never take me for granted....' The rest I could add is unsuitable for a family forum Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theherd123 Posted February 10, 2007 Share Posted February 10, 2007 I love the saying 'Whats yours is mine and whats mine is my own' Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Looney Posted February 10, 2007 Share Posted February 10, 2007 How about: [Just gonna warm up the vocal chords la la la la cough la la la] "When you invite your friends to stay it's your turn to clear all the mess away If you wish to surprise them with culinary delights then it's your flippin turn to cook dinner tonight!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lesley Posted February 10, 2007 Author Share Posted February 10, 2007 Where is Richard now? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Egluntyne Posted February 10, 2007 Share Posted February 10, 2007 I bet he wishes he hadn't started this one!! I love Looney's contribution, especially the vocal warm up. It made me chortle out loud! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Looney Posted February 10, 2007 Share Posted February 10, 2007 I'm going to learn a few, extremely irritating ditties to recite when faced with the standard comments from OH...such as... "The reason you can't find any clean pants my dear.... is cos the washing fairy is on strike this year" "Oh...you're hungry...ta for letting me know ....I made myself dinner hours ago. I don't mean to sound mean or mailcious but I have to admit it was bl**dy delicious!" [Actually, in his defence he's not all that bad ] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cate in NZ Posted February 10, 2007 Share Posted February 10, 2007 Lorna, I was trying to think of a few clever responses............... but why waste my time, yours are fabulous, and so accurate. I'm in awe....... and copying a few Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
