The Dogmother Posted July 7, 2010 Share Posted July 7, 2010 This will make you laugh.... I popped to see a friend at the weekend, and her stunning Welsummer cockerel had managed to escape from the pen and was racing around the yard ravishing any hen he could get to stand still long enough As always happens in that sort of situation, some customers turned up with young children. Small boy: 'Excuse me Miss, what's that hen doing to the other one?' Jude: 'Erm, ask your father' Father: 'They are playing leapfrog' Small boy: 'We play that at school, but we don't bite necks like that'! I was trying so hard not to laugh that I had to walk away snorting. I suspect that said cockerel's days are numbered if he won't stay in his pen. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lillybettybabs Posted July 7, 2010 Share Posted July 7, 2010 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
majuka Posted July 7, 2010 Share Posted July 7, 2010 That did make me laugh! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Dogmother Posted July 7, 2010 Author Share Posted July 7, 2010 I think you know which cockerel I mean His idea of romance is reminiscent of Banbury town centre on a Saturday night Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ClaireG Posted July 7, 2010 Share Posted July 7, 2010 Thanks Clare, screen now sprayed with squash! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted July 7, 2010 Share Posted July 7, 2010 Claret my aunt and uncle and gran live in great bourton Just a random thing Banbury is like a second home. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ClaireG Posted July 7, 2010 Share Posted July 7, 2010 My parents live in Little Bourton Rhys!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted July 7, 2010 Share Posted July 7, 2010 Small world My aunt's on the parish council or whatever it is there. I love the little villages everyone is so friendly and everyone knows everyone Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Dogmother Posted July 7, 2010 Author Share Posted July 7, 2010 ...... everyone is so friendly and everyone knows everyone Bit like that cockerel then! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted July 7, 2010 Share Posted July 7, 2010 Dirty cockerel. Mind you I'm sure my girls wouldn't mind. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lewis Posted August 1, 2010 Share Posted August 1, 2010 :lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
