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Had a friend at school...Theresa Green

 

A chap at work...Barry Day...used to love calling him over the tannoy...Mr B Day

 

A lady at the local registry office...Mrs A Dyke

 

My cousin is...Debbie Reynolds

 

I went to school with a...Richard Head

 

My maiden name was Free...make up your own jokes!

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We have a Dr Love in our surgery too.

A teacher was Miss A Corn

A fellow that used to live round the corner was Peter Abbott (say it quickly) - his nickname at school was Bunny.

A dentist that I really loathed and put me off going for many years was Mr Stabbins. And he did - while trying to apply the anaesthetic he (with the needle) scratched my tongue, scratched my gum and even s"Ooops, word censored!"ed my teeth before jabbing it into my gum. It wasn't a one off either. :shock: And whilst extracting a tooth in readiness for my brace he screamed at me to let go of the chair arms before I broke them! Lovely character NOT!

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We have a dentist in Swindon called S .Miles and his surgery is called SMILES He must have changed his name surely :think:

 

I used to work in a bank and very naughtily :oops: We had a customer Andrew Dick and when we ordered his card we just put on it - A Dick (well he was! so didnt feel too gulity) :oops: We also had Mr De-ath and Mr O'nion and a Mr munstermann, who just made us laugh when he came in as we all used to giggle its the monsterman! (Well we were very young at the time :oops:

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