Single hen

[Cinnamon]

I love Christmas & I love a good old crooner, so I was delighted to hear a version of "Walking in a winter Wonderland" with alternative lyrics......

 

Sing along everyone!

 

 

Lacy things, the wife is missing

Didn't ask for her permission

I'm wearing her clothes, her silk pantyhose

Walking 'round in women's underwear

 

In the stores, there's a teddy,

With little straps, like spaghetti

It hold me so tight,

Like handcuffs at night,

Walking 'round in women's underwear

 

In the office, there's a guy named Melvin

He pretends that I am Murphy Brown,

He'll say are you ready, we'll say -Whoa, man!

At least until the wife is out of town.

 

Later on, if you wanna

We can dress, like Madonna

Put on some eyeshade, and join the parade,

Walkin 'round in women's underwear

 

Lacy things, missing

Didn't ask permission

I'm wearing her clothes, silk pantyhose

I'm walking around in women's underwear

 

 

[buffie]

Oh I like it!!

 

BBx

[The Dogmother]

Brilliant Sarah

[Lesley]

[Popcorn]

 

Reminds me of Vic Reeves and Bob Mortimer from a few years back!

 

Did anyone see the Chris Evan thing last night? He had a band on....er...what's their name......oh....er.......young band that did the Comic Relief song, It's all About You......

 

oh blast - it will come back to me,

 

anyway, they did a fantastic acoustic version of Let it Snow. I was quite impressed as I really didn't think they had much talent.

 

That's become my fave so far this year.

[Guest]

I think you may mean McFly Gina!

 

 

I saw it too, it was a lovely version, but nothing can beat Bing crooning 'White Christmas', to send me into a misty christmas haze! That, or the Salvation Army band playing 'Once in Royal Davids City'.

[Popcorn]

Phew, thanks Shona!

 

I still hadn't remembered...

[Mrs Blue Sky]

Thst reminds me of a song (can't remember the details) part of which goes:

 

They're comfy, they're roomy

They do something to me

Baby can I wear your clothes

 

If I can find out the rest I will learn it on my ukulele. Or maybe not...

[Mel (& Paul)]

I like the duet with Bing Crosby and David Bowie - little drummer boy

[Guest]

For me, it's John Lennon's "Happy Christmas (War is Over)".

[The Dogmother]

I love that one too grd - where've you been then?

[Guest]

I've been mega-busy with work. Also, it was a tactical manouver - to see if my absence would make your heart grow fonder.

[The Dogmother]

You daft boy! I've been busy missing Phil, who's been up in Newcastle on the razz with his mate

 

Missed the banter though, but we've made plenty of our own in your absence

 

We're trekking down to Kew, so you'll have to be there. Rosie has decided that she'll be in charge of entertaining the little ones so that should keep them quiet. Some of the Omlet lads will be there, so maybe even 'Simon of the Bottom' will turn up.

[Mrs Frugal]

I've been mega-busy with work. Also, it was a tactical manouver - to see if my absence would make your heart grow fonder.

 

Wondered where you'd got to, grd!

 

Hope you're going to make it to Kew - promise we won't mention pants once!

[The Dogmother]

Might mention it twice, though

[Popcorn]

That's lethal saying things like that. Trying to avoid a word just means it's on the tip of your tongue, waiting to pop out when you least expect it......

 

 

 

PANTS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

told you.

[Mrs Frugal]

We'd better get some Duck Tape for Kew then, Gina!!

[Popcorn]

I must be a closet turetts case!

[The Dogmother]

uh oh, don't mention duck tape and pants in the same thread - you'll start the boys off

[Popcorn]

Kate and I better sit at opposite ends of the table then

[The Dogmother]

 

It's going to be sooo much fun. I wish that we could stay all day, but we've got to go to my company Christmas do in the west end later and need to get back to my folks to change first Shouldn't complain really, it's free booze and food and we always have a good laugh. Phil likes the free booze bit

[Mel (& Paul)]

Or three or four times

[The Dogmother]

Told you we'd be trouble Mel I reckon that Lesley will banish us to 'The Naughty Table'

[Guest]

Blimey - I'm away from the forum for a week, come back and post my favourite Christmas song. And then 1 page later the whole thread has degenerated into Pants!

[The Dogmother]

That'll teach you to go away and leave us grd! You should know by now that we always get back to pants - it's inevitable