The Dogmother Posted December 12, 2005 Share Posted December 12, 2005 The ultimate revenge would have been to burn his shirt, but you're far too nice for that Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lesley Posted December 12, 2005 Author Share Posted December 12, 2005 I just clashed with your last post Clare - adding to my last one Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Dogmother Posted December 12, 2005 Share Posted December 12, 2005 Naked husband on a Monday morning You could have jabbed him with your walking stick Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mel (& Paul) Posted December 13, 2005 Share Posted December 13, 2005 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted December 13, 2005 Share Posted December 13, 2005 Il est né le divin enfant, jouez hautbois résonnez musettes; Il est né le divin enfant, chantons tous son avenement. I've got more if you'd like it Happy carolling Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted December 13, 2005 Share Posted December 13, 2005 I wish you hadn't done that. I've now got When Santa got stuck up the chimney, he began to shout. going around my head being closely followed by Il est né le divin enfant, jouez hautbois résonnez musettes; when I try to shut out Santa. Oh no Jingle bells has arrived now. If I am kept awake because I can't get rid of them I shall be sticking floor nails into huge lumps of blu tak (haven't got plasticine but I am sure tak will work!). Please someone distract me with another eye watering funny remark a child has come out with. They are hilarious. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lesley Posted December 13, 2005 Author Share Posted December 13, 2005 Il est né le divin enfant, jouez hautbois résonnez musettes;Il est né le divin enfant, chantons tous son avenement. I've got more if you'd like it Happy carolling YES PLEASE!!! - if I phone to ask my sister, we'll still be chatting at bedtime Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mel (& Paul) Posted December 13, 2005 Share Posted December 13, 2005 I saw mummy kissing santa claus................. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted December 13, 2005 Share Posted December 13, 2005 Oh you are awful - but I like you...............When Santa got stuck in the chimney he began to shout......I saw mummy kissing Santa Claus.....Il est né le divin enfant, jouez hautbois résonnez musettes; Grrrr I am of to watch Secret Smile - that will scare the songs out of my head! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mel (& Paul) Posted December 13, 2005 Share Posted December 13, 2005 DONT TELL ME WHAT HAPPENS. I recorded last nights and am recording tonights. Now I just have to find the time amongst the forum, work, cleaning (yeah, right ) to watch it Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted December 13, 2005 Share Posted December 13, 2005 My lips are sealed. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mel (& Paul) Posted December 14, 2005 Share Posted December 14, 2005 Thank you Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sheilaz Posted December 14, 2005 Share Posted December 14, 2005 A moment to treasure Dan! Yes, Santa's never off duty is he..I'm glad he managed to respond well, given the circumstances. The other point...we rarely see real darkness do we? The towns are never dark..not the pitch black sort..some children will grow up never having experienced that. Just in deepest rural parts, cellars & castles! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lesley Posted December 14, 2005 Author Share Posted December 14, 2005 - good job he wasn't having a crafty ciggie as well! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lesley Posted December 14, 2005 Author Share Posted December 14, 2005 (edited) We've just been to see Lauren and Jake in the School Nativity. Jake (Yr1) was drafted in to help the Reception class sing Away in a Manger. I'm useless whanever children sing that and I was all prepared - standing at the back where no-one could see me, hankie in hand and ended up in fits of giggles. He obviously didn't think much to wearing a black bow tie and proceeded to wear it as a moustache - behind the teacher's back As soon as he saw the effect it was having on everyone, well............... there was no stopping him By the time they sang The Lord's Prayer he was wearing it as a girlie headband, grinning from ear to ear and waving the front of his shirt up and down and with a bit of Reggae dancing thrown in Edited December 14, 2005 by Guest Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mrs Frugal Posted December 14, 2005 Share Posted December 14, 2005 Good old Jake! Never one to be boring, bless him ! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sheilaz Posted December 14, 2005 Share Posted December 14, 2005 A true performer, I can just picture the scene, Lesley! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popcorn Posted December 15, 2005 Share Posted December 15, 2005 Tears of laughter this time then Lesely! Brilliant! what a star Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SarahJo Posted December 19, 2005 Share Posted December 19, 2005 Went to see Santa at Stockley working farm the other weekend, and Ben came to me and said "Theres something pink and disgusting hanging out of that cow, Mummy". I proceeded to go and look ... yep, she was calving. So Ben and Joe got to see a calf being born ( with a little help from the farmer). We were then going home .. and a trailer full of braces of Pheasants went by .... so I had to do the whole circle of life chat with them .... . Was a really good day out though Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lesley Posted December 19, 2005 Author Share Posted December 19, 2005 Don't you just love them Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mel (& Paul) Posted December 20, 2005 Share Posted December 20, 2005 Yup, but couldnt eat a whole one Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lesley Posted December 31, 2005 Author Share Posted December 31, 2005 We all went for a pub lunch on my birthday. Three of us chose Thai Fish Cakes which were home made and oval shaped. When we were asked if everything was OK, Jake piped up - he didn't like his fish cakes because there was no egg in the middle! He's used to Kate's Scotch Egg recipe which I make when we have a glut of eggs. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mrs Frugal Posted December 31, 2005 Share Posted December 31, 2005 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mrs Frugal Posted January 9, 2006 Share Posted January 9, 2006 Those of you with absent minded children might appreciate this..... Ollie is driving us mad. He is forever losing things or misplacing them and since September, he's lost his pencil case, a coat, pair of gloves and mislaid his PE kit several times including leaving it on the school bus once! I was sorting through his PE kit to put it in the wash on Saturday and I could only find one trainer. I called him down and asked where the other one was - "I could only find one at the end of the lesson." I asked him if he'd stopped to look for it - no. After the catalogue of lost and subsequently replaced items, you can understand that I was a little miffed so I explained that I'm fed up with having to replace lost items and the next time he loses anything, it comes out of his pocket money (can I borrow the Bad Mother badge please, ClareT!!). As he stomped angrily up the stairs, he was overheard to say "Can't understand what the fuss is about. I only lost one trainer!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nicola H Posted January 9, 2006 Share Posted January 9, 2006 Emily is just the same luckily we usually find her things in the lost property basket, in one day she lost her gym leotard, a pair of shoes, P.E. shorts and her cardigan now that is a record.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
