Guest Posted February 14, 2006 Share Posted February 14, 2006 A Valentine Food For Thought Cabbage always has a heart; Green beans string along. You're such a cute tomato, Will you peas to me belong? You've been the apple of my eye, You know how much I care; So lettuce get together, We'd make a perfect pear. Now, something's sure to turnip to prove you can't be beet; So, if you carrot all for me let's let our tulips meet. Don't squash my hopes and dreams now, Bee my honey, dear; Or tears will fill potato's eyes, While sweet corn lends an ear. I'll cauliflower shop and say, Your dreams are parsley mine. I'll work and share my celery, So be my valentine. Jeanne Losey Try saying it with a Norfolk accent. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ali-s Posted February 14, 2006 Share Posted February 14, 2006 Bootiful Koringa Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mel (& Paul) Posted February 14, 2006 Share Posted February 14, 2006 Lovely Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted February 14, 2006 Share Posted February 14, 2006 Now don't go all mushy peas Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mel (& Paul) Posted February 14, 2006 Share Posted February 14, 2006 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted February 14, 2006 Share Posted February 14, 2006 (edited) Stop laughing Mel or you might spring a leek Edited February 14, 2006 by Guest Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mel (& Paul) Posted February 14, 2006 Share Posted February 14, 2006 STOP IT Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted February 14, 2006 Share Posted February 14, 2006 Why dont you avacado then instead Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mel (& Paul) Posted February 14, 2006 Share Posted February 14, 2006 Kooringa, you are berry funny. Lettuce hope you can keep this up Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted February 14, 2006 Share Posted February 14, 2006 I reckon that shallot for now! Anyone else? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mel (& Paul) Posted February 14, 2006 Share Posted February 14, 2006 Boom Boom! And on that note I better go and do some cooking Have a good evening Kooringa - dont do too much - its much butter-to-nut-squash things in Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted February 14, 2006 Share Posted February 14, 2006 If you see my blog today you will see why that was so punny. I can assure you Mel, that there will not be mushroom left if I do! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mel (& Paul) Posted February 15, 2006 Share Posted February 15, 2006 Arrrrggggggggggghhhhhhhhhhhhhh But you are such a fungi Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted February 15, 2006 Share Posted February 15, 2006 Nope wrong sex that doesn't count! Onion less I have a sex change. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted February 15, 2006 Share Posted February 15, 2006 Mangel - Are you lost for Wurzels? (Sorry I meant Mel) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mel (& Paul) Posted February 15, 2006 Share Posted February 15, 2006 You may be sweet, but you're also corny Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted February 15, 2006 Share Posted February 15, 2006 Now lettuce get this straight cos if you are going to play dirty - I will pepper you with vegetables. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mel (& Paul) Posted February 15, 2006 Share Posted February 15, 2006 ok ok I give up. You win You are the champignon(mushroom) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted February 15, 2006 Share Posted February 15, 2006 You rose magnifi-scently to the challenge. That really is shallot this time. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mel (& Paul) Posted February 16, 2006 Share Posted February 16, 2006 I agree. I think we should stop and turnip over a new leaf..... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Linda Posted February 16, 2006 Share Posted February 16, 2006 I agree.I think we should stop and turnip over a new leaf..... I'm so impressed with this at 6.29 AM!! Are you just a natural early starter, or will my life go this way when I get the chooks?! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mel (& Paul) Posted February 16, 2006 Share Posted February 16, 2006 Bit of both! Actually we get up at 5.10am (yes, there is a 5.10 in the morning!!) Then Paul goes to work (singing Postman Paul, Postman Paul.. ) I walk the dogs and then either go out on appointments, work from home (as I like to call spending all day on the forum ) or go into the office Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Linda Posted February 16, 2006 Share Posted February 16, 2006 Now I understand. That's perfectly acceptable then. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mel (& Paul) Posted February 16, 2006 Share Posted February 16, 2006 Yup Not mad at all Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mad house Posted April 28, 2006 Share Posted April 28, 2006 Guest.... can youpm your blog add to me.......want to look at your sausage instructions please. Many thanks Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
