Rhapsody Posted March 26, 2008 Share Posted March 26, 2008 Bruce the Aussie Gold Miner wakes up in hospital after a terrible cave-in down the mine. The doctor comes to his bedside and gives him the bad news- "I'm afraid you've lost a leg mate" "Strewth," says Bruce "What future is there for a one-legged gold digger?" The doctor thinks for a minute.. "Have you tried Paul McCartney?" Apologies to the moderators *grovel* Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joojoo Posted March 26, 2008 Author Share Posted March 26, 2008 naughty but Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Janty Posted March 26, 2008 Share Posted March 26, 2008 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Charlottechicken Posted March 26, 2008 Share Posted March 26, 2008 I feel a bit sorry for her, she is unravelling before our eyes, there are some serious mental health issues going on there, it's not comfortable to watch Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BeckyBoo Posted March 26, 2008 Share Posted March 26, 2008 )I just think she's shown herself in her true colours, I'm not a Beatles fan, (don't actually like a lot of their stuff) but you have to feel sorry for him and their little girl (or as sorry as you can feel for a bloke worth more than some developing countries ) But it is the little girl I feel most sorry for, her Mum doesn't seem like a very nice person and has backed herself into a very tight corner where probably the only people who will listen to her will be things like the News of the World and the Sun. Probably nice money and she seems interested in cash more than anything. What a horrible yukky mess. Divorces are never nice. Mrs B (V v funny joke tho Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tiggy Posted March 26, 2008 Share Posted March 26, 2008 maybe its pure greed that has turned her head, i must have missed this programe, Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paola Posted March 27, 2008 Share Posted March 27, 2008 Bruce the Aussie Gold Miner wakes up in hospital after a terrible cave-in down the mine. The doctor comes to his bedside and gives him the bad news-"I'm afraid you've lost a leg mate" "Strewth," says Bruce "What future is there for a one-legged gold digger?" The doctor thinks for a minute.. "Have you tried Paul McCartney?" Apologies to the moderators *grovel* Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee, heeeeeeeeeeeeeeee, heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chickencam Posted March 27, 2008 Share Posted March 27, 2008 Not really funny but..... I just hope that their daughter can rise above this as she grows up and gets the chance to develop a balanced view on life and love, but it must be a faint hope Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
