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Ouch, Help, Advice needed.

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Ash Chicken Eggspert

Ash

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OK, it was a little something like this.

 

I was in the garden laying on a sun lounger which are pretty low to the floor. I was picking grass and they were taking it out my hand.

Because the sun lounger was reclined, my head was the same height as theres.

 

I can only assume that because my lips were moving while I was talking to them, one decided to see if they were ediable and took a bite.

 

Thankfully, no tongues :-)

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Ms Tilytinkle All Knowing Superchicken

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well, yes its true didnt anyone else read our lovley chooks :twisted: descend from dinosaurs, you can see it, its in their genes

Ash can't you tell . .the way they slowly glided, surrounded their pray sorry i mean you & then .ouch .. impeccable agility, hmmm they're just warming up, just acquiring a taste for the liquid red . .. er and their venom, didn't anyone tell you. . . but its lethal, carried in the hook part of their beak . they have a ritual before they release the venom - you may have noticed they wipe their beaks from side to side as if removing potatoe peellngs, but its all to lure you into a false sense of security - no tongues first time but just youwait, snake like flicker & they're really activating their venombuk

You best go recline . . lie down, ahem, sorry! i mean recouperate

 

Ms Tilyhopesyousurvivetoreclineonceagain,youmust'vebeenverybraveandstlllbeveryworriedbeingamanandall :D

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jjjj Chicken Eggspert

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I needed a good laugh, thanks for sharing your plight with me, I needed chearing up as my chooks have caused me worry this afternoon.

 

I've heard of Man Flu but chicken lip? Will this be as fashionable as the afore mentioned Man Flu as an excuse for being excused - anything?!?!?!

 

Do hope you recover soon, my sympathies, but, yes, I'm still laughing.

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Stevie All Knowing Superchicken

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OK, it was a little something like this.

 

I was in the garden laying on a sun lounger which are pretty low to the floor. I was picking grass and they were taking it out my hand.

Because the sun lounger was reclined, my head was the same height as theres.

 

I can only assume that because my lips were moving while I was talking to them, one decided to see if they were ediable and took a bite.

 

Thankfully, no tongues :-)

 

lol-i had visions of you snogging a chicken and her not appreciating your advances! :lol:

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Ms Tilytinkle All Knowing Superchicken

Ms Tilytinkle

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excuse me & who's the ones howling!!

Full moon - been and gone & still you howl . .ooh dear ..

transference of paranoia ..

"you're all mad" .. hmmm bit of self reflection,

ah as isnt it what you say about others says more about yourself ..

 

oOOh

 

you're fine absolutely fine :)

 

Ms Tilysmileswithintegrityofherermherchooksfeathers

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