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Bill Bryson sums it up quite nicely when he is complemented in a backhand way on his return to America having lived in GB for several years

 

He is in a diner in Anywhere Idaho and the waitress says to him 'Well I'll tell you one thing honey, for a foreigner you speak English real good'. :D:D:D:D:D:D

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That reminds me of a story...While in Rome we were taking a tour and our tour guide (a lovely italian women, who learned english in the UK) asked our group if anyone spoke english. This big american guy raises his hand and she asks where he is from "I'm from Ohio pretty lady, it's in the United States"! to which she responded, "Then you speak ameican not english"!

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