Palmer06 Posted December 11, 2008 Share Posted December 11, 2008 The other half and i live in a pub which has its benifits. As i have been of work this week i have been spending abit of time down there. Today i was sitting at the bar reading this months issue of "Pratical Poultry" when one of the regulars started to ask questions, so instead of trying to explain i thought i might aswell just go and get one. So of i went got molly our frizzle and walked back into the bar. As she was sitting on my arm the question came "Is she laying" my answer was "No not yet shes to young!" and on that very word crash an egg came out and hit the floor! The only think i could think to say was "They don`t come any fresher than that" But now i know that shes laying, Shame here first egg didn`t make itto the table! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Egluntyne Posted December 11, 2008 Share Posted December 11, 2008 Well I never! What a moment to pick. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cluckbok Posted December 11, 2008 Share Posted December 11, 2008 Oh my word! what a shock! how funny! how comical! Pity it was wasted, but hey there'll be another! congrats on your 1st egg! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
aaronmusgrove123 Posted December 11, 2008 Share Posted December 11, 2008 hahahh wasnt expecting that bet you got a shock Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ain't Nobody Here Posted December 11, 2008 Share Posted December 11, 2008 That's brilliant . Did she look at you as if to say, "well, I was planning to lay it in the nestbox like you said but you had to drag me into the pub . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bigroundal Posted December 11, 2008 Share Posted December 11, 2008 Superb! Molly has great comic timing!....Well done on your quip for not coming fresher than that..... What a comedy duo! I hope the guy keeps quiet about it, or they will all be coming in expecting one!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Falkor Posted December 11, 2008 Share Posted December 11, 2008 Justin has just read this and he is now trying to work out how he can take one of our Chooks to the pub on the basis that pub time promotes the laying of the first egg and he gets to spend more time drinking! Well done Molly! Ben....... u should learn to catch! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sambee Posted December 11, 2008 Share Posted December 11, 2008 Haha that is fantasitc! That is my favourite kind of comedy. Unintentional. Animals do the funniest things. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chickvic Posted December 11, 2008 Share Posted December 11, 2008 What a clever chicken! Just to prove you wrong eh? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gamebird Posted December 11, 2008 Share Posted December 11, 2008 How amazing is that. It's the old adage.. never work with animals and ...chickens. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Plum Posted December 11, 2008 Share Posted December 11, 2008 That is so funny. Clever chook shes a comedian, brilliant timing. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paola Posted December 12, 2008 Share Posted December 12, 2008 Fantastic Dare I ask how long you managed to stay in the pub with your girl? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
moochoo Posted December 12, 2008 Share Posted December 12, 2008 Brilliant! Poor little thing, I hope she wasn't too embarrassed Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Palmer06 Posted December 12, 2008 Author Share Posted December 12, 2008 She carried on like nothing had happened! Then Sat on the bar for abit until i finished my pint! She was good as gold didn`t try to fly of, didn`t peck at anyone just sat there and lapped the attention up! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paola Posted December 12, 2008 Share Posted December 12, 2008 She is one cool chick Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mostin Posted December 12, 2008 Share Posted December 12, 2008 Fantastic story, she will become a pub legend! You may not have pickled eggs in your pub, but if you did they could come from your own girls . How cool is that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Palmer06 Posted December 12, 2008 Author Share Posted December 12, 2008 At the rate she is going its just going to be scrambled!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
