Geoid Posted January 14, 2009 Share Posted January 14, 2009 I am a nice person! But I can be evil when I want to Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Geoid Posted January 14, 2009 Share Posted January 14, 2009 You're so fat, when you fall over, it meausres on the Richter Scale! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mutrix Farmers Posted January 14, 2009 Share Posted January 14, 2009 If you were on fire I wouldn't wee on you to put it out (quite cruelly said to me once in the middle of the office!!) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seagazer Posted January 14, 2009 Share Posted January 14, 2009 If you were on fire I wouldn't wee on you to put it out (quite cruelly said to me once in the middle of the office!!) Thats not nice - did you have a good retort to get back at this person? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Valkyrie Posted January 14, 2009 Share Posted January 14, 2009 I'm fat and I love the fat jokes Fred! Especially the orbit one. At the moment I am wearing a red t-shirt - I look like a warning beacon for the Armada - you can see me for miles! Yooohoooo. How about "I see you ignored your mum's advice on pulling funny faces" = (stayed like it). I hate mouth ulcers - try Bonjela - always used to guzzle it before it did any good, and now we are back to the fat bit again! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted January 14, 2009 Share Posted January 14, 2009 If you were on fire I wouldn't wee on you to put it out (quite cruelly said to me once in the middle of the office!!) I'd have said "That's a shame cos I'd quite willingly wee on you and you wouldn't even need to be on fire!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seagazer Posted January 14, 2009 Share Posted January 14, 2009 If you were on fire I wouldn't wee on you to put it out (quite cruelly said to me once in the middle of the office!!) I'd have said "That's a shame cos I'd quite willingly wee on you and you wouldn't even need to be on fire!" What a good answer Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted January 14, 2009 Share Posted January 14, 2009 If you were on fire I wouldn't wee on you to put it out (quite cruelly said to me once in the middle of the office!!) I'd have said "That's a shame cos I'd quite willingly wee on you and you wouldn't even need to be on fire!" What a good answer feel free to use it, should the occasion ever arise Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
emily95 Posted January 14, 2009 Share Posted January 14, 2009 Everyone's so good at this! What about.... You're so stupid that you stared at the orange juice carton for 2 hours because it said 'concentrate' on it! Any good? Emily xxx Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fluffyfeet Posted January 14, 2009 Share Posted January 14, 2009 How about - and this needs to be said in broad Black Country accent - "Yow've gotta fayce like a bost bag o'sponners"????????? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Couperman Posted January 14, 2009 Share Posted January 14, 2009 Ok here are a few of mine You have a face like a bag of smashed crabs. You wouldn't be any uglier had you been born inside out. You are as thick as a whale omlette. You have a head full of cartoons. You are too slow to come last. Isn't your village missing it's idiot? Kev. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
