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[chickenanne]

I'm feeling very grumpy (have a mouth ulcer and am hungry...). So, give me your best (non-personal or will cry!) insults

 

I'll start:

Your nose smells.

[Cinnamon]

I am grumpy & have a mouth ulcer too - right on that bit of skin which attatches your tongue to your lower jaw.

AND I have to go to a meeting at a college tonight, AND its raining,AND I will need to cook when I get back.

 

I am not doing the insult thing tho, as I may get carried away.

[Plum]

Your eyes are like pools - cesspools.

 

Don't let a mouth ulcer put you off eating, you can suck chocolate.

[Chickvic]

Your teeth are like stars - they come out at night.

 

Sorry, best i could do.

[chickenanne]

The ulcer doesn't really put me off eating, it just REALLY ANNOYS ME !!!!!

And so does having to stay late at work .

 

Chickvic: that's pretty good. I wish my teeth SDID come out at night, then I wouldn't have a mouth ulcer (or maybe I would? Dunno)

[Geoid]

Your so fat, when you forget your mobile number, the weighing scales remind you.

[Goosey Lucy]

I may be drunk but tomorrow you will still be ugly.

[rachel19]

You look like you fell out of the ugly tree and hit every branch on the way down love that one

[Cooks]

You're so ugly when you walk into a bank, they turn the cameras off!

 

or

 

You're so ugly if you joined an ugly contest, they'd say "Sorry, no

professionals!"

[Guest]

you have a face like a bulldog licking wee wee (normally a stronger word is inserted there!) off a thistle!

 

[Geoid]

You are so fat, when you walk backwards, you beep! (like when a truck is reversing..)

[Cooks]

You're a habit I'd like to kick; with both feet.

[Seagazer]

You have as much uptop as a bungalow sorry I don't really know any insults. I live a very sheltered life

 

I hope your ulcer gets better soon. I've had a couple myself the last couple of weeks and the end of my tongue is quite sore at the moment.

[Cooks]

Don't you have a terribly empty feeling ---- in your skull?

[Geoid]

You are so fat NASA classed you as an orbiting planet!

[..lay a little egg for me]

If brains were dynamite you wouldn't have enough to blow your nose.

[Couperwife]

you have a face a dog wouldnt lick

 

(has anyone else noticed that Fred is really good at these )

 

cathy

x

[KimmyCustard]

You've got a face like a melted welly?!

 

Kimmy

x

[Snowy]

You're a sandwich short of a picnic?

 

Some good ones - I must remember these

[Geoid]

You're so stupid, you sold the car for petrol money!

[Redwing]

You are so fat NASA classed you as an orbiting planet!

 

Got something against fat people Fred?

[Couperman]

I hope none of these insults offend anyone.....

 

Yours truly Harry.

[Geoid]

You are so fat NASA classed you as an orbiting planet!

 

Got something against fat people Fred?

Of course not!

[Guest]

I hope none of these insults offend anyone.....

 

Yours truly Harry.

 

p.s. and his dad

[chickenanne]

FREDERICK!

 

You are frighteningly good at these.... I'm shocked, always thought you were a nice person, too...