Plum Posted March 17, 2009 Share Posted March 17, 2009 It was an unusual game with 3 teams consisting of one player each with a lilac football (pet ball filled with mixed corn). After kickoff and a bit of passing with frequent stops for refreshment things began to get dirty. Team Grackle (usually the underdog) found its feet and faced up to the opposition. Some psychological warfare ensued and the opposition stood off. Team Pigeon tried for a tackle and Team Grackle rushed at her in a move more reminiscent of Rugby. Team Sparrow joined in and committed a fowl against Team Pigeon biting her on the neck. Team Sparrow was dragged across the field attached to Team Pigeons kit. A red card was shown and Team Pigeon was sent to the sideline to observe the match from there. There was a lot of shouting from Team Pigeon's captain but the ref was nowhere to be found. Team Pigeon has lodged an appeal. Following the violence on the field we are sorry to announce there will be no more football held at Chicken Cottage home to teams Grackle, Pigeon and Sparrow. Anyone for scrabble. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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HENthusiastic Posted March 17, 2009 Share Posted March 17, 2009 We have similar bad behaviour over in Queensbury, where the girls play mushroom rugby. If there were an referee present I am sure that every player would be sent to the benches. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ain't Nobody Here Posted March 17, 2009 Share Posted March 17, 2009 Brilliant - love the commentary, very funny (not doing laughing as the smilie is creepy ) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Redwing Posted March 17, 2009 Share Posted March 17, 2009 Thats very well written Sorry the football made them violent Thugs. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Egluntyne Posted March 17, 2009 Share Posted March 17, 2009 Brilliant - love the commentary, very funny (not doing laughing as the smilie is creepy ) Ditto to ANH's post. My girls have never shown any interest in their football. *tuts* Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ted Posted March 18, 2009 Share Posted March 18, 2009 Very Good Mine are clearly more creative as they just stare at it. Maybe I should give them a watercolour kit?? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cooks Posted March 18, 2009 Share Posted March 18, 2009 brilliant (again not laughing, freaky smiley) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Falkor Posted March 18, 2009 Share Posted March 18, 2009 Coffee covers keyboard!!! That is great. Shame they turned into thugs! Perhaps you next chook purchase should be three "hoodies" (PS I wear hoodies quite often and I am quite nice! Honest!) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HENthusiastic Posted March 18, 2009 Share Posted March 18, 2009 ah, poor laughing smilie. It ain't that creepy. Does anybody know what has happened to them, and more to the point WHY?? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
quickcluck Posted March 18, 2009 Share Posted March 18, 2009 How fab! Is it the normal size one? I bit bigger than a cricket ball? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cooks Posted March 18, 2009 Share Posted March 18, 2009 ah, poor laughing smilie. It ain't that creepy. Does anybody know what has happened to them, and more to the point WHY?? the software was updated on the site I think and therefore the smileys were updated, well aliens invaded if you ask me.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
