The Dogmother Posted October 16, 2006 Share Posted October 16, 2006 This made me laugh earlier; I received a police crime report about some burglaries locally: At about 9.30pm in *** Close B*****e. An elderly lady was woken up to find two men in her bedroom. They said they were from Neighbourhood Watch and that there had been a burglary nearby. They are described as two males, the first was large, wearing a stocking over his head, black gloves, blue tracksuit top, light coloured trainers local accent and aged in his 30s about 5'10" tall. He had a yellow handled screwdriver. The second male was smaller also wearing a stocking over his head, dark clothing about 5'7" slimmer and less experienced! Are they going to be issuing us with uniforms now? I'll bet that the officer sending that report out had a field day Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cinnamon Posted October 16, 2006 Share Posted October 16, 2006 I wonder if they were fishnets? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Dogmother Posted October 16, 2006 Author Share Posted October 16, 2006 Now that'd be dead stylish! I've got some at home in chocolate brown, but they're tights. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cinnamon Posted October 16, 2006 Share Posted October 16, 2006 You could share with your fellow Neighbourhood Watcher Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Dogmother Posted October 16, 2006 Author Share Posted October 16, 2006 Community policing at it's finest! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
