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[Chickvic]

Why did the loo roll go down the hill?

 

To get to the bottom

 

sorry!

[Space Chick]

Chicky - I LOVE that joke

 

 

What do you call a sheep with no legs?

 

A cloud

[emily95]

Oh dear.

 

Why couldn't the chicken fly through the window?

Because it was closed.

 

Em

xxx

[clootie]

[Space Chick]

What do you call a spider with no legs?

 

A currant

[emily95]

Oh Debsie, that's bad!

 

Em

xxx

[Space Chick]

Sorry

 

I think its my bedtime (the question is should I read a joke book in bed before I go to sleep)

 

Night night all

[emily95]

Night Night Debsie, and if you read that joke book, you'll never sleep!

 

Em

xxx

[clootie]

A man walks into a pub with a salmon under his arm. He asks the barman, "Do you do fishcakes?" The barman shakes his head. "Shame", says the man, "It's his birthday".

 

 

4000th post !!

[emily95]

[Chickvic]

 

Yay Clootie 4000 posts!

[clootie]

Thank heavens for the word association thread

[emily95]

Wahoo Clootie!

 

Em

xxx

[Chickvic]

[Chickvic]

I'm off to bed, still got no energy

[clootie]

and me - night all xxxxx

[emily95]

Okay, Night you guys.

I'll hold the fort

 

Em

xxx

[clootie]

But just before I go .....

 

I visited the offices of the RSPCA today. It's tiny: you couldn't swing a cat in there.

[bluekarin]

But just before I go .....

 

I visited the offices of the RSPCA today. It's tiny: you couldn't swing a cat in there.

 

my son is now analysing that joke Cloots

[clootie]

oooeeer. Just a joke - honest !! Granted a bad one but still a joke.

[Space Chick]

Cloots, well done on achieving 4000 before your 1st forum birthday.

 

I'm defo off to bed now

[bluekarin]

oooeeer. Just a joke - honest !! Granted a bad one but still a joke.

 

 

Oh, he knows, its just his way to read deeply into things. More than is usually deemed necessary

[clootie]

Well that's okay then. I'll see what else I can come up with for him that may be more challenging

[Plum]

Congratulations Cloots.

 

What is a caterpillar?

 

 

 

 

 

 

A soft scratching post for a cat

[Valkyrie]

Pink chicken????

Ahem, those jokes, honestly.

What is brown and sounds like a bell?

 

 

Dung!

Night to peeps who are such old fogeys they can't stay up late. Ahem. Darn this frog in my throat.

 

Cloots whoohoo

 

Hope you feel much better tomorrow Chickywicky. Say ahhhhh!

I don't think we have had it - if we have it is so mild - the children were hit a bit worse, but then at the most it was probably a bad cold. DD on steroids for her asthma but the doc never even mentioned piggy flu. Poor little piggies I wonder if they come out in blue spots? Or rashers.

 

Hellooo you newbies and mad people who just have to peek at the loonies!