Chickvic Posted July 18, 2009 Share Posted July 18, 2009 Why did the loo roll go down the hill? To get to the bottom sorry! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Space Chick Posted July 18, 2009 Share Posted July 18, 2009 Chicky - I LOVE that joke What do you call a sheep with no legs? A cloud Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
emily95 Posted July 18, 2009 Author Share Posted July 18, 2009 Oh dear. Why couldn't the chicken fly through the window? Because it was closed. Em xxx Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
clootie Posted July 18, 2009 Share Posted July 18, 2009 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Space Chick Posted July 18, 2009 Share Posted July 18, 2009 What do you call a spider with no legs? A currant Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
emily95 Posted July 18, 2009 Author Share Posted July 18, 2009 Oh Debsie, that's bad! Em xxx Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Space Chick Posted July 18, 2009 Share Posted July 18, 2009 Sorry I think its my bedtime (the question is should I read a joke book in bed before I go to sleep) Night night all Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
emily95 Posted July 18, 2009 Author Share Posted July 18, 2009 Night Night Debsie, and if you read that joke book, you'll never sleep! Em xxx Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
clootie Posted July 18, 2009 Share Posted July 18, 2009 A man walks into a pub with a salmon under his arm. He asks the barman, "Do you do fishcakes?" The barman shakes his head. "Shame", says the man, "It's his birthday". 4000th post !! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
emily95 Posted July 18, 2009 Author Share Posted July 18, 2009 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chickvic Posted July 18, 2009 Share Posted July 18, 2009 Yay Clootie 4000 posts! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
clootie Posted July 18, 2009 Share Posted July 18, 2009 Thank heavens for the word association thread Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
emily95 Posted July 18, 2009 Author Share Posted July 18, 2009 Wahoo Clootie! Em xxx Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chickvic Posted July 18, 2009 Share Posted July 18, 2009 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chickvic Posted July 18, 2009 Share Posted July 18, 2009 I'm off to bed, still got no energy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
clootie Posted July 18, 2009 Share Posted July 18, 2009 and me - night all xxxxx Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
emily95 Posted July 18, 2009 Author Share Posted July 18, 2009 Okay, Night you guys. I'll hold the fort Em xxx Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
clootie Posted July 18, 2009 Share Posted July 18, 2009 But just before I go ..... I visited the offices of the RSPCA today. It's tiny: you couldn't swing a cat in there. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bluekarin Posted July 18, 2009 Share Posted July 18, 2009 But just before I go ..... I visited the offices of the RSPCA today. It's tiny: you couldn't swing a cat in there. my son is now analysing that joke Cloots Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
clootie Posted July 18, 2009 Share Posted July 18, 2009 oooeeer. Just a joke - honest !! Granted a bad one but still a joke. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Space Chick Posted July 18, 2009 Share Posted July 18, 2009 Cloots, well done on achieving 4000 before your 1st forum birthday. I'm defo off to bed now Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bluekarin Posted July 18, 2009 Share Posted July 18, 2009 oooeeer. Just a joke - honest !! Granted a bad one but still a joke. Oh, he knows, its just his way to read deeply into things. More than is usually deemed necessary Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
clootie Posted July 18, 2009 Share Posted July 18, 2009 Well that's okay then. I'll see what else I can come up with for him that may be more challenging Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Plum Posted July 18, 2009 Share Posted July 18, 2009 Congratulations Cloots. What is a caterpillar? A soft scratching post for a cat Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Valkyrie Posted July 18, 2009 Share Posted July 18, 2009 Pink chicken???? Ahem, those jokes, honestly. What is brown and sounds like a bell? Dung! Night to peeps who are such old fogeys they can't stay up late. Ahem. Darn this frog in my throat. Cloots whoohoo Hope you feel much better tomorrow Chickywicky. Say ahhhhh! I don't think we have had it - if we have it is so mild - the children were hit a bit worse, but then at the most it was probably a bad cold. DD on steroids for her asthma but the doc never even mentioned piggy flu. Poor little piggies I wonder if they come out in blue spots? Or rashers. Hellooo you newbies and mad people who just have to peek at the loonies! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
