clootie Posted August 8, 2009 Author Share Posted August 8, 2009 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scramble Posted August 8, 2009 Share Posted August 8, 2009 Maybe I will Mr Wescott I think you should deny Mr Wescott right to go on the trip, Headmaster As you can see Headmaster, Mr Wescott is lying *gasp* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lewis Posted August 8, 2009 Share Posted August 8, 2009 Do you have a letter from a parent/guardian to confirm this Mr Wescott? I will require a copy or permission will be denied. *hands letter and indemnity form* and an apple Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
clootie Posted August 8, 2009 Author Share Posted August 8, 2009 I think you'll find there is still a grammatical error there Miss Clause. *looks for detention book* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scramble Posted August 8, 2009 Share Posted August 8, 2009 I think you should deny Mr Wescott the right to go on the trip, Headmaster Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
clootie Posted August 8, 2009 Author Share Posted August 8, 2009 Do you have a letter from a parent/guardian to confirm this Mr Wescott? I will require a copy or permission will be denied. *hands letter and indemnity form* and an apple Ah yes Mr Wescott, that will do nicely. *licks lips in anticipation of sinking teeth into Granny Smith* (bless 'er) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scramble Posted August 8, 2009 Share Posted August 8, 2009 Will I have any lessons today if my teacher is not available? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lewis Posted August 8, 2009 Share Posted August 8, 2009 Will I have any lessons today if my teacher is not available? You will have a cover teacher ... wonders where Debs is Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
clootie Posted August 8, 2009 Author Share Posted August 8, 2009 Will I have any lessons today if my teacher is not available? Mr Wescott has used the planner he won at the school xmas party to prepare ahead. Lessons as normal but Miss Koojie will be overseeing proceedings and will not hesitate to use her wet kipper if required. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scramble Posted August 8, 2009 Share Posted August 8, 2009 I suddenly feel faint....may I be excused? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lewis Posted August 8, 2009 Share Posted August 8, 2009 Ah yes, I forgot Miss Debs is ill Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
clootie Posted August 8, 2009 Author Share Posted August 8, 2009 I suddenly feel faint....may I be excused? NO Go to see Miss Chicky the nurse. She will give you a dose of cod liver oil. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scramble Posted August 8, 2009 Share Posted August 8, 2009 But....but...Mr Wescott's allowed..... edit: Okay Nurse Chicky??? The nurse is absent Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
clootie Posted August 8, 2009 Author Share Posted August 8, 2009 Mr Wescott has provided the relevant documents Miss Clause but still has to explain his comments to me (don't think you're off the hook young man just because you gave me an apple). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scramble Posted August 8, 2009 Share Posted August 8, 2009 I am terribly sorry Headmaster, but I will not be in school today. As you can see, it is a weekend. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
clootie Posted August 8, 2009 Author Share Posted August 8, 2009 But....but...Mr Wescott's allowed..... edit: Okay Nurse Chicky??? The nurse is absent Nurse Chicky has just gone to find more rubber gloves - she will return imminently Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
clootie Posted August 8, 2009 Author Share Posted August 8, 2009 I am terribly sorry Headmaster, but I will not be in school today.As you can see, it is a weekend. You will have to explain yourself to Mr Wescott in the first instance Miss Clause. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scramble Posted August 8, 2009 Share Posted August 8, 2009 I would gladly Headmaster, *curtseys* But Mr Wescott seems to be unavailable at the present. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scramble Posted August 8, 2009 Share Posted August 8, 2009 Alas, it is breaktime Be seeing you later Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Valkyrie Posted August 8, 2009 Share Posted August 8, 2009 I have the kipper ready hosed and slimey and the neighbours are complaining about the pong. Sorry it's morphed into a trout - only fresh water round here. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Space Chick Posted August 8, 2009 Share Posted August 8, 2009 What on earth did I start I have a sleep for a few hours and suddenly realise I have turned the crazy thread into St Trinians. *Goes off muttering about needing to find her gym slip and hockey stick* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Valkyrie Posted August 8, 2009 Share Posted August 8, 2009 Oh, sorry no specs I think it's a salmon - even better for that slappy sound. I've got hockey sticks - but I can't find my balls. Just as well really and I'd better stop before I say the next thing which sounds terrrrrrribly rude. When I was at St Trinians (yep, felt hat, tunic in winter, eye shocking blue and white stripes in summer and a straw boater) our hockey sticks had ends and weren't just a stubby nubbin at the end - you could whack the ball right up the other end of the field - which as a Left Back I did all the time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Valkyrie Posted August 8, 2009 Share Posted August 8, 2009 Ooh just me and the bots and 4 guests. I'm off to squirt a naughty chicken who has whinged for the last hour and then have lunch. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chickvic Posted August 8, 2009 Share Posted August 8, 2009 Nurse Chicky is back *pulls on rubber gloves* who do I start with? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scramble Posted August 8, 2009 Share Posted August 8, 2009 *gulp* Not me Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
