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[clootie]

[Scramble]

Maybe I will Mr Wescott

 

I think you should deny Mr Wescott right to go on the trip, Headmaster

 

 

As you can see Headmaster, Mr Wescott is lying *gasp*

[Lewis]

Do you have a letter from a parent/guardian to confirm this Mr Wescott? I will require a copy or permission will be denied.

*hands letter and indemnity form*

and an apple

[clootie]

I think you'll find there is still a grammatical error there Miss Clause. *looks for detention book*

[Scramble]

 

I think you should deny Mr Wescott the right to go on the trip, Headmaster

 

 

[clootie]

Do you have a letter from a parent/guardian to confirm this Mr Wescott? I will require a copy or permission will be denied.

*hands letter and indemnity form*

and an apple

 

 

Ah yes Mr Wescott, that will do nicely. *licks lips in anticipation of sinking teeth into Granny Smith* (bless 'er)

[Scramble]

Will I have any lessons today if my teacher is not available?

[Lewis]

Will I have any lessons today if my teacher is not available?

You will have a cover teacher

 

... wonders where Debs is

[clootie]

Will I have any lessons today if my teacher is not available?

 

Mr Wescott has used the planner he won at the school xmas party to prepare ahead. Lessons as normal but Miss Koojie will be overseeing proceedings and will not hesitate to use her wet kipper if required.

[Scramble]

I suddenly feel faint....may I be excused?

[Lewis]

Ah yes, I forgot Miss Debs is ill

[clootie]

I suddenly feel faint....may I be excused?

 

 

NO

 

Go to see Miss Chicky the nurse. She will give you a dose of cod liver oil.

[Scramble]

 

But....but...Mr Wescott's allowed.....

 

edit: Okay

 

Nurse Chicky???

 

The nurse is absent

[clootie]

Mr Wescott has provided the relevant documents Miss Clause but still has to explain his comments to me (don't think you're off the hook young man just because you gave me an apple).

[Scramble]

I am terribly sorry Headmaster, but I will not be in school today.

As you can see, it is a weekend.

[clootie]

 

But....but...Mr Wescott's allowed.....

 

edit: Okay

 

Nurse Chicky???

 

The nurse is absent

 

Nurse Chicky has just gone to find more rubber gloves - she will return imminently

[clootie]

I am terribly sorry Headmaster, but I will not be in school today.

As you can see, it is a weekend.

 

 

You will have to explain yourself to Mr Wescott in the first instance Miss Clause.

[Scramble]

I would gladly Headmaster, *curtseys*

But Mr Wescott seems to be unavailable at the present.

[Scramble]

Alas, it is breaktime

Be seeing you later

[Valkyrie]

I have the kipper ready hosed and slimey and the neighbours are complaining about the pong.

Sorry it's morphed into a trout - only fresh water round here.

[Space Chick]

What on earth did I start

 

I have a sleep for a few hours and suddenly realise I have turned the crazy thread into St Trinians.

 

*Goes off muttering about needing to find her gym slip and hockey stick*

[Valkyrie]

Oh, sorry no specs I think it's a salmon - even better for that slappy sound.

I've got hockey sticks - but I can't find my balls. Just as well really and I'd better stop before I say the next thing which sounds terrrrrrribly rude. When I was at St Trinians (yep, felt hat, tunic in winter, eye shocking blue and white stripes in summer and a straw boater) our hockey sticks had ends and weren't just a stubby nubbin at the end - you could whack the ball right up the other end of the field - which as a Left Back I did all the time.

[Valkyrie]

Ooh just me and the bots and 4 guests. I'm off to squirt a naughty chicken who has whinged for the last hour and then have lunch.

[Chickvic]

Nurse Chicky is back *pulls on rubber gloves* who do I start with?

[Scramble]

*gulp*

 

Not me