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I bought two plants for putting into a bare area of the girls' freerange area - a lavender bush and a lovely heather, both fairly established large plants.

 

I put them both in their pots in the area just to check they wouldn't get eaten. The lavender was deemed delicious so it got removed. The heather was ignored.

 

That is, until I planted it in the ground at the weekend. Then Poppy and Penny decided it was rather tasty after all :evil: . Little varmints were scratching and pecking at it very enthusiastically :evil: .

 

Oh well, back to the drawing board :roll: . I wonder if the garden centre would take them back and swop them :think::lol: ?

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i can just imagine you walking back into the garden centre with something that looks like the discarded stalk of a bunch of grapes when all the grapes have gone, and say to the manager 'ive bought this plant back, we didnt think it went in the garden very well, could we have our money back'.

 

when mine stole all the herbs from the shed my OH said not to worry as the chickens would be really tasty when they went in the oven!!! :(

 

He'll be in the oven before they will :)

 

they are little minxes but i bet you didnt stay cross for long :wink:

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i just spoke to my chickens and they said that they have compiled a list of plants that you can plant for your girls and they promise not to touch them.

 

lettuce seedlings

strawberry plants

corn on the cobs

runner beans

spinach

tomato plants (preferably with little tiny tasty toms hanging off at head height)

 

 

they have promised me that if you plant these there is NO way your girls would go near them. no sir. hm hmm. chickens oath.

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The only plants mine really seem to attack are my hardy geraniums.

 

They seem to dig and scratch amongst the rest and pull up all the weeds for me - I go out and pick them up every now and again. The girls then go potty thinking I am removing food. :lol:

 

They do try to bed down with my rosemary that I have in a big pot on the patio. A bit of chicken wire round the top of the pot soon ended that bit of fun.

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I planted 4 ferns and made nifty little netting cloche type things around each some months ago to protect them. I took them off last week as they were well grown and strong. They didn't eat them but scratched the bits of soil that they had been denied access to (wicked mum) so heavily that they buried them and tramped them under foot.....back to the drawing board :roll:

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Well I spent all spring and summer before I became a chicken mummy keeping the slugs off my hostas. Gardener's World recommended a garlic spray which worked quite well, although the little holes made by the remaining few detracted slightly.

 

Fast forward 3 months - there isn't a hosta left in the garden! There are one or two stalks left here and there, but the rest look like they have been nuked. I think the girls really appreciated the garlic dressing. Amazingly I suddenly don't care anymore.

 

Have you noticed how chickend are like naughty toddlers, if they are waiting for their evening treat bowl and you are not coming out, they do something deliberately naughty (like strip the hostas) right next to the kitchen window just to get your attention. Being told off is better than no attention at all! :x

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I decided in the end that the little varmints can just have bare soil :evil: . (They very much appreciate the hole left by the heather plant though :lol: .)

 

I have bought 4 large containers (half price at Klondyke - £6 each & they're huge 8) ) so the shrubs are in 2 of them and I'll find something else to put in the other two.

 

It's the last time I do anything nice for them :notalk::liar: .

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