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I have decided that my entire purpose in life appears to be to provide entertainment and diversion for three very spoilt chickens!

 

Every time I go to the back door, three little faces are there looking up at me.

 

Every little bit of work in the garden I do is greeted with enthusiastic Bok-Boks. I have to move, cajole and sometimes pick up over-trusting and over-nosey little chooks in order to do anything. They get in the flower beds, they get in the pots, they sample all kinds of dubious things (like chilli plants - that made Blodwyn sneeze!), they get under your feet, they get alarmingly close to you when digging/raking/laying gravel.

 

Every time I go to the shed I get three little followers, all running and flapping to keep up.

 

But...every time I feed them, cuddle them or generally plan something to make them happy then I feel good about it.

 

I suppose this is what it means to own chickens (I mean be a chicken-servant) :)

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My husband was working on the drive yesterday and had knee pads on so all six were round him as if they were a team working on digging up worms (which hubby was not), it was so funny watching there little bums of course only the girls have little bums :lol:

 

they make you love them

 

Jackie

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Afraid I am a meanie who keeps her chickens locked in the run if there's any digging to be done!

 

I have more than once stepped back and found an eager chicken underfoot, and I was worried it was going to be chicken kebab next time I stuck the fork into the ground, they just can't resist rushing in to see what you have dug up. I plan my gardening jobs so that the 'dangerous' ones are done in the morning while they stay in the run, and then when they are allowed out I do safer things like pruning or hand weeding.

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Imagine trying to work in the woods with them. :lol::lol::lol::lol:

 

It doesn't bear thinking about. Over the past 4 weeks since we've had the chooks here, I've really come to appreciate how suitable our garden is and how potentially hazardous the wild site would be - rats, foxes, badgers, mink, buzzards etc. They will be safe here, and seem very happy. A wild site might be good if you were keeping 30 chooks, on a semi-smallholding basis.

 

And I reckon we could fit five or six chooks into our garden!

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Imagine trying to work in the woods with them. :lol::lol::lol::lol:

 

It doesn't bear thinking about. Over the past 4 weeks since we've had the chooks here, I've really come to appreciate how suitable our garden is and how potentially hazardous the wild site would be - rats, foxes, badgers, mink, buzzards etc. They will be safe here, and seem very happy. A wild site might be good if you were keeping 30 chooks, on a semi-smallholding basis.

 

And I reckon we could fit five or six chooks into our garden!

 

:whistle: The old chicken maths again, and so soon. :whistle::wink:

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You've got to love Chicken Maths :lol:

 

DH has already agreed we can have 3 more - we agreed we would eventually have 6 chooks, just a question of when, really :) I love Chicken Maths too.

 

The number of chickens you need is n (the number you have) plus y (a random positive additional number) + 1 (the one that slipped into the box when you went to collect y!).

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