Chicken bald back

[Alis girls]

Very tired after long shift yesterday at work. This morning OH couldnt find walking boots and whose fault was it - well mine of course - till he found them in the car where HE'D left them of course . Mine retainer to my brace had broken - had 2 bits of wire sticking out of top gum - couldnt eat. Finally having left kids and rushed to Lidls to get a few bits of food and then to orthodontist to get gob fixed found someone had smashed into back bumper of my banger. Cursing to high heaven I was surprised when a voice said "Is this your car?" and nearly replied that I wasnt in the habit of packing groceries into strange cars when this friendly guy said he was sorry it was his car had skiddedm on ice into mine. We exchanged details and I took photos and thanked him for stopping as its rare these days.

on plus side

retainer fixed

Guy stopped - hopefully honest and nice as he seemd

mad aunt phoned to say dont buy brussels as she'd got some! Big weight off my mind that

So as you can see there is an postive person in this negative body.

bah humbug everyone

[Couperwife]

well, look on the positive

 

you didnt have to buy sprouts

your mouth is going to get better

a nice guy "bumped into" you today

you have a mad aunt (I have one of those too )

you have a lovely old banger

its Wednesday (hump day )

 

and you are on the forum (the font of all knowledge) and im replying to your post

 

Happy Wednesday

 

cathy

x

[Valkyrie]

Kind of a happy ending really.

[Egluntyne]

Happy Wednesday. Things can only improve.

 

I love mad aunts. I fully intend to become one myself.

[Cooks]

I am already one!

[Olly]

I'm a mad aunt too! I have seven nephews and nieces (ages from 36 to 19) and four great-nephew/nieces. They all think I'm slightly bonkers (she keeps CHICKENS!). I love being able to spoil them, not having any children myself.

 

sorry you've had a bad start to the day, but the fact that that guy stopped and gave you his details would redeem the whole day for me - so many people would just have driven off and not bothered.

[docsquid]

I am already one!

 

Yes, me too! Neices and nephews all think we're completely deranged. They all do proper jobs, we muddle along with our menagerie and wildlife!

 

Glad the guy stopped and gave you his number. There are nice people about.

 

Good luck with the brace, and the sprouts

[Egluntyne]

I suppose I am already one now you come to mention it.

[WarrensWorld]

1, Fell on the bad knee arthritis. Whoooo pain.

2, Down the Vets with Molly the JR, infected toe.

3, The monitor on the desk-top went belly up. I'm using the laptop, but I don't like it (screen to small).

4, Had to get Garry and his tractor to tow the car up the hill because of the ice, (why did I sell the Landy).

5, The door as fallen off one end of the poly-tunnell. Hinges snapped.

 

Well it is Christmas, if the Suns over the yard-arm (can't see it fog). I'm going to have a very Bloody Mary...... It will help numb the pain.

 

A Very Happy Christmas Everyone.

[Cinnamon]

The out laws,SIL BIl & myriad of snotty nosed offspring have just announced that they are coming over tomorrow for mulled wine & mince pies.

Mulled wine & mince pies that I will be providing

 

Ocado have delivered my big Christmas shop,so am having to go out on the snowy & icy roads to get moe supplies in.

 

It also means I am going to have to give the house another spruce up.

Its impossible to keep clean with all that wet outside.

 

BAH HUMBUG!

[Couperwife]

sarah, how long are they coming for? is it just the day?

 

then they will be gone by tomorrow night

 

cathy

x

[Cinnamon]

Just a few hours I hope.

I cannot bear my FIL, he is a total rogue,& I would be happy never to set eyes on him again,let alone make him mince bloomin' pies

[dippy bird]

I am sat here waiting for a bloomin coal bunker and coal to be delivered.I have tried phoning but they are constantly engaged. Meanwhile,I should be doing my food shop for Christmas day,arrrrrrrrrggggghhhhhhhh!!!!! There will be nothing left in the shops!!! I have also just been told that my two SS are actually having Christmas dinner with their mum,after we have ordered a turkey big enough to feed the five thousand! My OH is sooooo dim!

 

I neeeeddd a ddddrrrrrrrriinnnk!!!!!

[Yorkshire Pudding]

Have a virtual one on me!

[Alis girls]

Thanks guys and gals, day improved as took ES to get his brace sorted - took trip on London double decker and stopped off for KFC on way back. ES off too mates and YS having mate round. And no brussels to buy. yipeeeee Hope things improve for you WW. Enjoy your bloody mary. I am having a coffee with Baileys yumeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

[henriette]

Happy Wednesday. Things can only improve.

 

I love mad aunts. I fully intend to become one myself.

I can't be a mad aunt as I am an only child, but I know my children consider that I'm a mad Mum and chances are the grandchildren will think me a mad grandmother. Does that count?

Glad things are improving nochucksyet !

[Alis girls]

Well I am mad and an aunt (to BIL kids) but not close. I will settle for mad mad mad. Rang Lidls head office and told them I wanted more than a bouquet for my trouble - I fully expect a voucher for £ 50 at least. yes pigs flying past as we speak.

hope Cinamon that outlaws visit goes ok. Sprinkle "Ooops, word censored!"nic on you mince pies instead of icing sugar - looks similar I believe I think I may have had too much Baileys - told you i was mad.

[dippy bird]

Hurrah! I have a coal bunker,coal, food (but no sprouts!), a nigella fir tree cake baking in the oven,all my washing done,and a glass of wine in my hand. Phhhhhheeeeeeewwwww!!

Only need to pick the turkey up tomorrow and I am ready. Bring it on!!!

[Alis girls]

good grief - I must google this cake sounds impressive. Gotta do a food shop in clapped out motor - then lie in tommorow and await arrival on Chrimbo day of mad aunt and her trifle

[dippy bird]

noooooooooo,I burnt my cake!! Too busy talking to my sis on the phone. Gotta start all over again tomorrow. Aaaaaarrrrrrrrggggghhhhh. DRINK!!!

[Happy-Mama]

oh no I hope the second cake is a success. just tried to find it online but no luck, does anyone have a link?

 

I hope everyone is feeling happier soon... only 2 more sleeps to Christmas

[dippy bird]

The mould is from jane asher.

[Happy-Mama]

Thanks, found her site looks great, will have to give it a go next year

[Alis girls]

S"Ooops, word censored!"e the burnt bits off, slap on a bit of green buttercream ply them plenty of booze - no one will notice

[Valkyrie]

Plenty of time to make a cake - seeing as we accidentally scoffed half of ours today. Mum made it for Christmas but we brought her here today in case we can't get out again. It was all hot so as soon as we got in it was tea and cake. Oops. Guess what mum will be doing tomorrow in our kitchen?