janette1954 Posted January 21, 2010 Share Posted January 21, 2010 As I sit here there are two huge foxes running around my garden, they were not even frightened when I ran up the garden in my undies flapping my new oven gloves at them, not a pretty sight Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Egluntyne Posted January 21, 2010 Share Posted January 21, 2010 You've got me cowering just at the description. A well aimed hosepipe and a foxwatch might be of use. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
janette1954 Posted January 21, 2010 Author Share Posted January 21, 2010 I have 2 foxwatches, I think I will go and move them to different positions and try the hosepipe, with clothes on now though Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Olly Posted January 21, 2010 Share Posted January 21, 2010 I'm not going to ask why you were wearing just undies AND oven-gloves ... all I'd say is, be careful, you can get a nasty burn off those oven shelves if you lean over too far! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
emchook Posted January 21, 2010 Share Posted January 21, 2010 OW just snorted coffee up my nose ! Olly dont do that ! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chucky Mama Posted January 21, 2010 Share Posted January 21, 2010 I'm not going to ask why you were wearing just undies AND oven-gloves ... all I'd say is, be careful, you can get a nasty burn off those oven shelves if you lean over too far! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
janette1954 Posted January 21, 2010 Author Share Posted January 21, 2010 Well I was waiting to get my clothes out of the tumble dryer when I spotted them and in my rush to scare them away grabbed my new oven gloves to flap at them, needless to say it didn't work, I dont think my dear neighbour will ever recover though, I am not a small lady, lol, saw him sitting with his head in his hands just now, Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
emchook Posted January 21, 2010 Share Posted January 21, 2010 CLASSIC ! This time no coffee up my nose .. but I have just snorted .. Thank goodness no one around Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
coco Posted January 21, 2010 Share Posted January 21, 2010 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Woodcat Posted January 21, 2010 Share Posted January 21, 2010 That was a spray the laptop with tea moment the omlet forum is very good for me but my poor laptop suffers dreadfully utterly brilliant and classic Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
janette1954 Posted January 21, 2010 Author Share Posted January 21, 2010 seeing as I my attempts at scaring them failed today do I try without the underwear tomorrow or shall i not bother with the oven gloves Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ain't Nobody Here Posted January 21, 2010 Share Posted January 21, 2010 You may not scare the foxes but you might have to resuscitate your neighbour . (Shouldn't laugh when it's about foxes but this is hilarious .) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
janette1954 Posted January 21, 2010 Author Share Posted January 21, 2010 forgot to mention the ugg boots ! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chick wiggle Posted January 21, 2010 Share Posted January 21, 2010 *wipes tears of laughter from eyes* Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
janette1954 Posted January 21, 2010 Author Share Posted January 21, 2010 The things we do for our girls, I must say I am usually to be found about 7.00ish in my pink extra large bath towel and spotty wellies, checking on them before work, all weathers,all seasons, because I didn't go to work today I was being rather laid back in my duties and had got well past the towel stage when I spotted the enemy, the oven gloves were a pressie from my dear daughter, they came from the Highgrove shop ( HOME OF PRINCE CHARLES) and have an embroidered chicken on them,shame I couldn't send Chas and Milly a photo of myself this morning ! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chicken Shirl Posted January 22, 2010 Share Posted January 22, 2010 I'm not going to ask why you were wearing just undies AND oven-gloves ... all I'd say is, be careful, you can get a nasty burn off those oven shelves if you lean over too far! Just done the coffee snort dance around the kitchen. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
