Alis girls Posted June 10, 2010 Share Posted June 10, 2010 After a long day at work - last night went to shut eglu door (all the fox attacks have spooked me) to find a feathery bottom sticking out. In the darkness couldnt see who it was so said "get your butt in hen" very rude I know and the conversation in the Eglu went something like this Bathsheba " Tsk has mom looked in the mirror lately? move over Del" Delilah the baby of the bunch moves over. The TV is tuned to Ch 4 and big brother Jez " i want to see if that hen passed auditions for BB - you know the one at Omlet HQ all breastbone and drumstick" Bath "ooh yes I remember - squak whos knitting needles this I've been kebabed" Del " Its Davina - ooh lovely hair do you think brown would suit me" Jez and Bath " nooo you're a redhead now shut up and settle down" All 3 settle down with their cocoa and knitting and then " ooh there she is look - does she fancy herself or what? I bet they'll roast her at end of series" sound of hilarious bokking. Peace at last and the sound of a tv and clicking knitting needles. Ther end of another day in an Eglu in the UK# I told you I am going completley bonkers Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jennydavies Posted June 10, 2010 Share Posted June 10, 2010 We must be bonkers as well then - we make up little conversations that our girls might be having It very often involves that well known phrase "I don't want to be a Chicken Pie !!!!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alis girls Posted June 10, 2010 Author Share Posted June 10, 2010 Yup so do we - and for the cats - out ginger tom is a cockney lad think Bob Hoskins our tabby Margo out of the Good Life. How sad are we Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alis girls Posted June 10, 2010 Author Share Posted June 10, 2010 Ah but jenny yours would be in french too - or bilingual - far more exciting. will await the results Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jennydavies Posted June 10, 2010 Share Posted June 10, 2010 Yes you're right ! we heard them the other day saying "Je ne veux pas être une tourte de poulet !" me and Charlie just looked at each other and did "The gallic shrug" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jennydavies Posted June 10, 2010 Share Posted June 10, 2010 What's worse is we do it about our Greyhounds as well. Enfys is the streetwise clued-up Ladette who gets up to mischief and Tegan is the "thick as two short planks" who whinges "we shouldn't be doing this - mum's going to tell us off - we're doomed, we're doomed - stop it Enfy you'll get us into trubble" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alis girls Posted June 11, 2010 Author Share Posted June 11, 2010 Yup far more exciting in French than Norf London - I like the wimpey dog - bit like my cockney wussy ginger tom Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Olly Posted June 11, 2010 Share Posted June 11, 2010 For some reason I just KNOW that if my tabby cat ever spoke, he'd sound just like Leslie Phillips. "Ding Dong". I'm not sure about the hens, their voices don't come across quite as clearly, usually because they all talk at the same time. Sorry, got to dash - some men in white coats are at the door .... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
