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[The Dogmother]

This will make you laugh....

 

I popped to see a friend at the weekend, and her stunning Welsummer cockerel had managed to escape from the pen and was racing around the yard ravishing any hen he could get to stand still long enough

 

As always happens in that sort of situation, some customers turned up with young children.

 

Small boy: 'Excuse me Miss, what's that hen doing to the other one?'

 

Jude: 'Erm, ask your father'

 

Father: 'They are playing leapfrog'

 

Small boy: 'We play that at school, but we don't bite necks like that'!

 

 

I was trying so hard not to laugh that I had to walk away snorting.

 

I suspect that said cockerel's days are numbered if he won't stay in his pen.

[lillybettybabs]

[majuka]

That did make me laugh!

[The Dogmother]

 

I think you know which cockerel I mean

 

His idea of romance is reminiscent of Banbury town centre on a Saturday night

[ClaireG]

Thanks Clare, screen now sprayed with squash!

[Guest]

Claret my aunt and uncle and gran live in great bourton

 

Just a random thing Banbury is like a second home.

[ClaireG]

My parents live in Little Bourton Rhys!!

[Guest]

Small world My aunt's on the parish council or whatever it is there.

 

I love the little villages everyone is so friendly and everyone knows everyone

[The Dogmother]

...... everyone is so friendly and everyone knows everyone

 

Bit like that cockerel then!

[Guest]

 

Dirty cockerel.

 

Mind you I'm sure my girls wouldn't mind.

[Lewis]

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