Single hen

[buffie]

I have been working late so much lately, albeit I work with clients from a room in the garden but by the time I eat and have a glas of well...wine. I relax and am ready for bed!!

 

Anyway I thought if I posted this topic if anyone is like me and doesn't always have a chance to check all the topics and forums perhaps you could pop a quick message telling any of us not soooo frequent layers if there is anything important or silly or anything to know!!

 

Not being lazy but I miss some hot topics becuase I haven't got alot of time to check.

 

Thanks you guys

bx

[Mrs Frugal]

Hard to miss, I can tell you!

[buffie]

You missed Kate's bottom sticking out from behind a settee!!! Seriously!

 

Thanks Dan and what have you been up to Kate in my absence...Come on spill those beans. Hope you had your big knickers on!!

 

Bx

[Mel (& Paul)]

[Mrs Frugal]

Think I'd better not say............... !

[buffie]

Has your halo slipped Kate!

 

Bx

[Mrs Frugal]

 

I think my halo's round my ankles now, Buffie!

[Popcorn]

As long as your knickers are firmly in place Kate

[Mrs Frugal]

I was expecting one!!

 

(there's another opportunity for another double entendre too !)

[buffie]

A chap gets involved and all you clucky girls start a' flirtin'

 

Really will get moderated if I say any more!!

 

Bx

[Mrs Frugal]

Don't worry Buffie! I think I'd better moderate myself !!

[Louise]

If you think thats bad buffie go and find the couple of threads about the firemen

[buffie]

'FIREMEN' Oh god I need a lie down ooh matron! ( kenneth williams voice)Moderation absolutely required. Am off to waitrose so I need to keep a calm and cool head!!

 

Kate deep breaths and a gin and tonic should sort you out I 'm quitting whilst I haven't been banished to a world of wooden chicken sheds!

 

Bx

[Sheilaz]

I'm standing by with a bucket of cold water in case anyone gets over heated, Buffie.

Or in case the firemen need a hand!

[buffie]

Splosh....That's better. Cooled me down!! Thanks Shelia!!

 

Bx

[Mrs Frugal]

 

Boys and their toys !

[buffie]

A chap gets involved and all you clucky girls start a' flirtin'

 

[clears throat] You're right! I really should be off(!) - got some serious business to discuss over on the Raleigh Burner Forum with other grown men who restore their childhood BMX bikes ...

 

Oh dan stop your flirtin' Boys and Toys!!!

 

bx

[Popcorn]

Dan, how on earth do you keep up with two forums? It's either your extra special wife that does all the housework while you tap away on the PC, or the other forum isn't a patch on ours and doesn't require so much banter! Well, what do you expect with a load of women

[Lesley]

Kate and I 'do' another forum as well Gina - you should see the state of my house! Forget the black bin bag and shovel - I'm aiming for a JCB attack just before Christmas!

 

Ooops! just remembered my Mum's coming to visit next Tuesday Anyone have access to a JCB??????

[buffie]

Watch out the environmental health officer will be round...I can see a new 'fly on the wall documentary...Grimey Gals' or 'Forum Filth'. I'm with you Gina I have to type and dust at the same time, I can't find the time to get on here enough as it is.

 

I've got a nice couple coming to 'view' our Eglu and girls on Saturday, not to sell ours but to hopefully help them decide to make the big decision! I shall be mrs mop in the morning and even the girls will be gleaming by the time they arrive. Will a joke about pyjamas, flip flops and poop be a 'no,no'

 

Bx

[Mrs Frugal]

Kate and I 'do' another forum as well Gina

 

Make that three Lesley! I'm still doing RC and I'm a moderator on MrsL's so I've got a good excuse to be there !!

 

Housework today though!!

 

I've got Lesley coming up to see us in a fortnight and it'll take me that long to get rid of the dust and cobwebs !

 

If you see me on here too much, just say "Lesley" and I'll be off like a shot !!

[Lesley]

Am I that scary?

 

Do you want to borrow the JCB?

[Mrs Frugal]

Scary? No, not as scary as MIL !!

[Lesley]

[Mrs Frugal]

 

I've got a very considerate LSH too - he looks after the remote control for me so we don't lose it.

 

Don't know where I'd be without him !