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Silly jokes

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meezers Chatty Chicken

meezers

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Yay, I was just thinking we could do with a silly jokes thread, I've pinched a couple of my favorites from another forum ( have you seen the corny joke thread on practical poultry ? )

 

Dave drowned. So at the funeral we got him a wreath in the shape of a lifebelt...

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

... Well, it's what he would have wanted. :lol:

 

 

 

 

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I've just been arrested for stealing full-stops. I'm expecting a lengthy sentence. :lol:

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BeckyBoo Effusive Egg Layer

BeckyBoo

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Apologies in advance - this joke had me in stitches. :oops: I couldn't even re-tell it without laughing!

 

What's a magicians favourite cheese?

Cheddar! (Say it like Taa-daa!)

 

It's made me laugh again :oops::lol::lol::lol:

 

That made me laugh out loud!!! I shall be telling that one at work tomorrow :)

 

BeckyBoo

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