Guest Posted June 12, 2007 Share Posted June 12, 2007 The following are allegedly real answers given dyring the taping of Family Fortunes.... Name something a blind person might use: A sword Name a song with moon in the title: Blue Suede Moon Name a bird with a long neck: Naomi Campbell Name an occupation where you need a torch: A burglar Name a famous brother and sister: Bonnie & Clyde Name an item of clothing worn by the Three Musketeers: A horse Name something that floats in the bath: Water Name something you wear on the beach: A deckchair Name something red: My cardigan Name a famous cowboy: Buck Rogers Name a famous royal: Mail Name a number you have to memorise: 7 Name something you do before going to bed: Sleep Name something you put on walls: Roofs Name something in the garden that is green: Shed Name something that flies that doesn't have an engine: A bicycle with wings Name something you might be allergic to: Skiing Name a famous bridge: The bridge over troubled waters Name something a cat does: Goes to the toilet Name something you do in the bathroom: Decorate Name an animal you might see at the zoo: a dog Name something associated with the police: Pigs Name a sign on the Zodiac: April Name something slippery: A conman Name a kind of ache: Fillet 'O' Fish Name a food that can be brown or white: Potato Name a jacket potato topping: Jam Name a famous Scotsman: Jock Name another famous Scotsman: Vinnie Jones Name something with a hole in it: Window Name a non-living object with legs: Plant Name a domestic animal: Leopard Name a part of the body beginning with 'N': Knee Name a way of cooking fish: Cod Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Egluntyne Posted June 12, 2007 Share Posted June 12, 2007 You can always rely on The Great British Public!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Dippy Egg Posted June 12, 2007 Share Posted June 12, 2007 I have tears rolling down my face, just how daft are some people! Wonder if contestants have to be screened for missuse of intoxicating substences before each show? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lesley Posted June 12, 2007 Share Posted June 12, 2007 I have tears rolling down my face, just how daft are some people! Wonder if contestants have to be screened for missuse of intoxicating substences before each show? It wouldn't be half so much fun if they did Welcome to the forum Dippyegg Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted June 12, 2007 Share Posted June 12, 2007 Welcome to the forum, Dippy Egg!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Egluntyne Posted June 12, 2007 Share Posted June 12, 2007 Welcome aboard Dippy Egg. Love the name! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dippy Egg Posted June 12, 2007 Share Posted June 12, 2007 Thanks folks for the warm welcome. I ordered a green Eglu and two Gingernuts yesterday. I collect them from Omlet on Monday, I really didn`t want to wait until the end of the month which was the next available delivery date for this area and it will only be about a 20-30 minute drive. I am really excited but need to focus on chicken-proofing my veg patch in the meantime. My lovely husband is under the impression that our hens will be living in their run all the time but I very much doubt this. Once my Miniature Schnauzer has got over the eggsitement of sharing the garden with `Ruby` & `Poppy` then it will be free range fun I love the forum, full of interesting bits & bobs as well as chicken stuff Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snowy Posted June 12, 2007 Share Posted June 12, 2007 Welcome Dippy Egg! Not the only one with tears - that made me howl! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Dogmother Posted June 12, 2007 Share Posted June 12, 2007 Welcome Dippy Egg - another one in the area I love schnauzers - have you got any pictures? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dippy Egg Posted June 12, 2007 Share Posted June 12, 2007 Am not very good with posting photos etc but have a new camera phone and there is a cable in the box so I will try to upload a photo. My Schnauzer is called Archie, he is a 9 month old salt & pepper, very cute but boy does he know it! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Dogmother Posted June 12, 2007 Share Posted June 12, 2007 What a lovely name - he sounds a real cutie. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theherd123 Posted June 12, 2007 Share Posted June 12, 2007 The following are allegedly real answers given dyring the taping of Family Fortunes.... Name a domestic animal: Leopard Someone has been to Lesleys! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Jules. Posted June 12, 2007 Share Posted June 12, 2007 I have just been told off by OH for laughing too loudly. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jules. Posted June 13, 2007 Share Posted June 13, 2007 I have just been told off by OH for laughing too loudly. You woke me up! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jules. Posted June 13, 2007 Share Posted June 13, 2007 I have just been told off by OH for laughing too loudly. You woke me up! Sorry Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jules. Posted June 16, 2007 Share Posted June 16, 2007 I have just been told off by OH for laughing too loudly. You woke me up! Sorry thats right! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...