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Family Fortunes

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The following are allegedly real answers given dyring the taping of Family Fortunes....

 

Name something a blind person might use:

A sword

 

Name a song with moon in the title:

Blue Suede Moon

 

Name a bird with a long neck:

Naomi Campbell

 

Name an occupation where you need a torch:

A burglar

 

Name a famous brother and sister:

Bonnie & Clyde

 

Name an item of clothing worn by the Three Musketeers:

A horse

 

Name something that floats in the bath:

Water

 

Name something you wear on the beach:

A deckchair

 

Name something red:

My cardigan

 

Name a famous cowboy:

Buck Rogers

 

Name a famous royal:

Mail

 

Name a number you have to memorise:

7

 

Name something you do before going to bed:

Sleep

 

Name something you put on walls:

Roofs

 

Name something in the garden that is green:

Shed

 

Name something that flies that doesn't have an engine:

A bicycle with wings

 

Name something you might be allergic to:

Skiing

 

Name a famous bridge:

The bridge over troubled waters

 

Name something a cat does:

Goes to the toilet

 

Name something you do in the bathroom:

Decorate

 

Name an animal you might see at the zoo:

a dog

 

Name something associated with the police:

Pigs

 

Name a sign on the Zodiac:

April

 

Name something slippery:

A conman

 

Name a kind of ache:

Fillet 'O' Fish

 

Name a food that can be brown or white:

Potato

 

Name a jacket potato topping:

Jam

 

Name a famous Scotsman:

Jock

 

Name another famous Scotsman:

Vinnie Jones

 

Name something with a hole in it:

Window

 

Name a non-living object with legs:

Plant

 

Name a domestic animal:

Leopard

 

Name a part of the body beginning with 'N':

Knee

 

Name a way of cooking fish:

Cod

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I have tears rolling down my face, just how daft are some people! Wonder if contestants have to be screened for missuse of intoxicating substences before each show? :lol::lol::lol:

 

It wouldn't be half so much fun if they did :lol:

 

Welcome to the forum Dippyegg :D

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Thanks folks for the warm welcome.

 

I ordered a green Eglu and two Gingernuts yesterday. I collect them from Omlet on Monday, I really didn`t want to wait until the end of the month which was the next available delivery date for this area and it will only be about a 20-30 minute drive. I am really excited but need to focus on chicken-proofing my veg patch in the meantime.

 

My lovely husband is under the impression that our hens will be living in their run all the time but I very much doubt this. Once my Miniature Schnauzer has got over the eggsitement of sharing the garden with `Ruby` & `Poppy` then it will be free range fun :wink:

 

I love the forum, full of interesting bits & bobs as well as chicken stuff :D

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