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Twas the night before Christmas..care to add a verse?

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Twas the night before Christmas

When all through the coop

Not a chicken was stirring

'cept doing a poop :vom:

 

The stocking were hung by the doorway with care

In hope that St Nicholas soon would be there

and Mama in her wellies and silly Christmas hat

Was settled by the fire for a long winters nap :shh:

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Chickens need pressies, just like you and me

So they were all wondering, what would it be?

A handful or corn or a brussel sprout tree?

Or a stern talking to for waking at 3.

 

They hung up their stockings and settled to sleep

They tried hard to doze off and not make a peep

T'was hard with the revellers carousing in't street

But morn came at last - all they got was a neep

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More rapid than eagles the chookies all came

They bwarked and they bokked, all sounding the same,

Now, Buffy, now Hatty, now Petra and Po

Back into your run, you surely must go!

To the top of the perch, or the top of the 'Lu

Darn it (bribing with mealworms,those alone, will do!)

Their cheeks were like roses, their noses like berries,

Their temprement cozy, (like me in my wellies)

Night, night girlies; sleep well in your 'Lu

When you wake in the morning

I'll clean out your pooh!

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And along came a fella clad in red and white

Gave the gals in the Eglu one 'ell of a fright

and a nosey bloomin reindeer with a stonkin red nose

froze our luverly ladies to their bars by the edge of their toes

 

They bokked and crowed with all of their might

and santa and Rudohph together took flight

if you want eggs for brekkie you better take care

its likely these eggs will be in the shape of a square :shock:

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