The Dogmother Posted August 30, 2017 Share Posted August 30, 2017 Over the years, I have heard some pretty inventive pitches for rehoming unwanted cockerels, but a friend sent this to me last night: "FREE WHITE COCK..... Needing a loving forever home before he's roasted on Sunday. If you'd like to rehome Jimmy he'd really appreciate it....He's 14 months old. He loves nothing more than chasing anything be it men, women, dogs, cats,frogs horses etc & usually strikes when your back is turned (I've had some amazing bruises thanks to Jimmy ) he eats a lot & services his ladies whether they're up for it or not (90% eggs have been fertile) ....I've had enough of being chased,assaulted,mauled,bruised & terrified, so......If you would like to give this lovely cock a home PLEASE get in touch. P.S : His antics are getting worse, his attitude stinks & he likes to start crowing at 4.53 each & every morning when he thinks it's time for breakfast. " I said to Anthony that if there's enough meat on the bird, I'd offer him a home in my freezer! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Luvachicken Posted August 30, 2017 Share Posted August 30, 2017 I wonder if he will be saved before Sunday. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Dogmother Posted August 30, 2017 Author Share Posted August 30, 2017 If not,, he's ending up in my pot!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AndyRoo Posted September 2, 2017 Share Posted September 2, 2017 Bring him inside and keep him warm: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Luvachicken Posted September 5, 2017 Share Posted September 5, 2017 Do we know what happened to him ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Dogmother Posted September 5, 2017 Author Share Posted September 5, 2017 They haven't mentioned it, so I guess not. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gavclojak Posted September 15, 2017 Share Posted September 15, 2017 Given the description I don't think they are going have any takers! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
