Cinnamon Posted December 5, 2005 Share Posted December 5, 2005 I love Christmas & I love a good old crooner, so I was delighted to hear a version of "Walking in a winter Wonderland" with alternative lyrics...... Sing along everyone! Lacy things, the wife is missing Didn't ask for her permission I'm wearing her clothes, her silk pantyhose Walking 'round in women's underwear In the stores, there's a teddy, With little straps, like spaghetti It hold me so tight, Like handcuffs at night, Walking 'round in women's underwear In the office, there's a guy named Melvin He pretends that I am Murphy Brown, He'll say are you ready, we'll say -Whoa, man! At least until the wife is out of town. Later on, if you wanna We can dress, like Madonna Put on some eyeshade, and join the parade, Walkin 'round in women's underwear Lacy things, missing Didn't ask permission I'm wearing her clothes, silk pantyhose I'm walking around in women's underwear Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
buffie Posted December 5, 2005 Share Posted December 5, 2005 Oh I like it!! BBx Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Dogmother Posted December 5, 2005 Share Posted December 5, 2005 Brilliant Sarah Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lesley Posted December 5, 2005 Share Posted December 5, 2005 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popcorn Posted December 5, 2005 Share Posted December 5, 2005 Reminds me of Vic Reeves and Bob Mortimer from a few years back! Did anyone see the Chris Evan thing last night? He had a band on....er...what's their name......oh....er.......young band that did the Comic Relief song, It's all About You...... oh blast - it will come back to me, anyway, they did a fantastic acoustic version of Let it Snow. I was quite impressed as I really didn't think they had much talent. That's become my fave so far this year. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted December 5, 2005 Share Posted December 5, 2005 I think you may mean McFly Gina! I saw it too, it was a lovely version, but nothing can beat Bing crooning 'White Christmas', to send me into a misty christmas haze! That, or the Salvation Army band playing 'Once in Royal Davids City'. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popcorn Posted December 5, 2005 Share Posted December 5, 2005 Phew, thanks Shona! I still hadn't remembered... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mrs Blue Sky Posted December 6, 2005 Share Posted December 6, 2005 Thst reminds me of a song (can't remember the details) part of which goes: They're comfy, they're roomy They do something to me Baby can I wear your clothes If I can find out the rest I will learn it on my ukulele. Or maybe not... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mel (& Paul) Posted December 7, 2005 Share Posted December 7, 2005 I like the duet with Bing Crosby and David Bowie - little drummer boy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted December 7, 2005 Share Posted December 7, 2005 For me, it's John Lennon's "Happy Christmas (War is Over)". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Dogmother Posted December 7, 2005 Share Posted December 7, 2005 I love that one too grd - where've you been then? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted December 7, 2005 Share Posted December 7, 2005 I've been mega-busy with work. Also, it was a tactical manouver - to see if my absence would make your heart grow fonder. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Dogmother Posted December 7, 2005 Share Posted December 7, 2005 You daft boy! I've been busy missing Phil, who's been up in Newcastle on the razz with his mate Missed the banter though, but we've made plenty of our own in your absence We're trekking down to Kew, so you'll have to be there. Rosie has decided that she'll be in charge of entertaining the little ones so that should keep them quiet. Some of the Omlet lads will be there, so maybe even 'Simon of the Bottom' will turn up. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mrs Frugal Posted December 7, 2005 Share Posted December 7, 2005 I've been mega-busy with work. Also, it was a tactical manouver - to see if my absence would make your heart grow fonder. Wondered where you'd got to, grd! Hope you're going to make it to Kew - promise we won't mention pants once! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Dogmother Posted December 7, 2005 Share Posted December 7, 2005 Might mention it twice, though Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popcorn Posted December 7, 2005 Share Posted December 7, 2005 That's lethal saying things like that. Trying to avoid a word just means it's on the tip of your tongue, waiting to pop out when you least expect it...... PANTS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! told you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mrs Frugal Posted December 7, 2005 Share Posted December 7, 2005 We'd better get some Duck Tape for Kew then, Gina!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popcorn Posted December 7, 2005 Share Posted December 7, 2005 I must be a closet turetts case! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Dogmother Posted December 7, 2005 Share Posted December 7, 2005 uh oh, don't mention duck tape and pants in the same thread - you'll start the boys off Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popcorn Posted December 7, 2005 Share Posted December 7, 2005 Kate and I better sit at opposite ends of the table then Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Dogmother Posted December 7, 2005 Share Posted December 7, 2005 It's going to be sooo much fun. I wish that we could stay all day, but we've got to go to my company Christmas do in the west end later and need to get back to my folks to change first Shouldn't complain really, it's free booze and food and we always have a good laugh. Phil likes the free booze bit Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mel (& Paul) Posted December 7, 2005 Share Posted December 7, 2005 Or three or four times Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Dogmother Posted December 7, 2005 Share Posted December 7, 2005 Told you we'd be trouble Mel I reckon that Lesley will banish us to 'The Naughty Table' Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted December 7, 2005 Share Posted December 7, 2005 Blimey - I'm away from the forum for a week, come back and post my favourite Christmas song. And then 1 page later the whole thread has degenerated into Pants! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Dogmother Posted December 7, 2005 Share Posted December 7, 2005 That'll teach you to go away and leave us grd! You should know by now that we always get back to pants - it's inevitable Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
