The Dogmother Posted November 1, 2007 Share Posted November 1, 2007 From Danny DeVito: A man was lost in a hot air balloon, so he reduced altitude to speak to a woman below. "I promised a friend I'd meet him an hour ago, but don't know where I am" said the man. "You're 30 feet above the ground, between 40 and 41 degrees north latitude and 59 to 60 degrees west longitude" came her reply. "You must be an engineer" said the man. "I am," said the woman. "How did you know?" "Everything you've told me is technically correct but I have no idea what to make of it and I'm still lost." "You must be in management" replied the woman. "I am," said the man. "But how did you know that?" The woman replied, "You don't know where you are or where you're going. You've risen thanks to lots of hot air, you've made a promise you can't keep and you expect the people beneath you to bail you out. And now you're in the same position you were before we met - but it's all my fault!" From Nick Rhodes of Duran Duran: What did the agnostic, dyslexic, insomniac do? Stayed awake all night wondering if there is a Dog. From Billy Zane: Two engineering students were walking across campus when one said, "Where did you get that great bike?" The other replied "Well, I was walking along yesterday, minding my own business, when a beautiful woman rode by on it. She threw it to the ground, took off all of her clothes and said "Take what you want!" The second engineer nodded approvingly, "Good choice. The clothes probably wouldn't have fit." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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