Warm boot recommendations please

[Ain't Nobody Here]

Very good . I'll add them now!

[Hen Huggers R Us]

Excellent! Thanks.

[Hen Huggers R Us]

Ooh Ooh another few !

 

"Spade Surfing" = What the girls do when my DH is digging in the garden.

 

"Snail Squish" = What is expected by our lazy girls who won't open the shells themselves.

 

"Slug Slime" = A non entity since the girls arrived.

 

"Hensomnia" = Suffered by thousands of Omleteers as "just one more post before bedtime" kicks in.

 

"Lunch Lurkers" = What the girls turn into upon sight of a carried plate.

[Snowy]

I love those! Especially spade surfing! mine love to do that!

[Ain't Nobody Here]

That's all your new ones added, Huggers . You've got a way with words, those are really good .

[hennymom]

egggstra room.... when you have to move over on the sofa cos a hen wants to watch corrie with you!!!

[hennymom]

eggsercise , what one does running up and down the garden rounding the girls up!!

[hennymom]

eggs pat... a hen that has been rescued from where is was born..(ex batt)

 

eggscrutiating when you go to the battery farm and see how the hens are kept!!

[Jules.]

Fluffy flatfish- A broody hen (attr Gallina)

[Ain't Nobody Here]

I like that one . Off to enter it now .

[Jules.]

Triplets- a triple yolker!

[Jules.]

"Little Tikes play house for chickens"- Name for the cube given by Jules friend

[Ain't Nobody Here]

Both worthy entries - they're in .

[Geoid]

ample boobage - Someone with large breasts attr Claret

[Ain't Nobody Here]

Fred, don't you let that Claret lead you astray .

[Geoid]

[Yolky]

Spreading the eggy love - giving away your chickens eggs

[Ain't Nobody Here]

'Tis in the OED now .

[Hen Huggers R Us]

"Mudflaps" = The fluffy feathers covering sweet girly ears.

 

"Rake Rustling" Same past time, different garden implement, see "Spade Surfing.

 

"Worm Wrangling" Tug of war adopted by hen with unsuspecting wriggler.

 

"Blonky" the feeling of ones hens full crops.

[Ain't Nobody Here]

[Hen Huggers R Us]

"Chicken Stoop" = Bad back due to too much poo picking!

[Ain't Nobody Here]

I've suffered from that . It's been added!

[Hen Huggers R Us]

Thank you, having spent all afternoon tidying the fallen leaves etc and lots of poo picking, suffering with this at the moment, think a glass of wine might help.

[Yorkshire Pudding]

'Clever Crocs'

 

A talented Omleteer.

[jackiepoppies]

Cubist.....Owner or advocate of Cubes

 

Jackiex