Egluntyne Posted January 18, 2008 Share Posted January 18, 2008 There's always....."He's a throw back to a previous generation" to cling to! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yorkshire Pudding Posted January 18, 2008 Share Posted January 18, 2008 That's how I've got out fo a few tight corners myself I always refer to a friend who has odd-coloured eyes which gets their focus off the impossiblity of the family eye colours... but I never mention the milkman Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Dogmother Posted January 18, 2008 Share Posted January 18, 2008 Here's a good one to watch on the subject... Be prepared to laugh your socks off! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Egluntyne Posted January 18, 2008 Share Posted January 18, 2008 Sooo funny. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snowy Posted January 18, 2008 Share Posted January 18, 2008 Excellent! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ain't Nobody Here Posted January 18, 2008 Share Posted January 18, 2008 Very funny . "No, I'm afraid it's in Colchester. Ouch". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snowy Posted January 18, 2008 Share Posted January 18, 2008 Very funny . "No, I'm afraid it's in Colchester. Ouch". I nearly put exactly the same thing but chickened out! That bit really made me laugh! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paola Posted January 19, 2008 Share Posted January 19, 2008 Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee, heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee, heeeeeeeeeeeeee Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Egluntyne Posted January 19, 2008 Share Posted January 19, 2008 I nearly put exactly the same thing but chickened out! Appropriate for this forum! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chicken Licken Posted January 19, 2008 Share Posted January 19, 2008 I teach one girl who fervently believes that kissing makes you pregnant - bless her - she regularly sees the school nurse !! Some of our less pleasant girls take great pleasure in asking sexually explixit questions at random moments to try to cause embarassment - I always answer them in as much biological detail as I can and then recommend they talk to their mums and do they want me to ring home to warn mum they have some questions - it has not yet failed and they don't ask me again! I don't mind answering their questions, it just winds me up that they are doing it as a wind up! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Egluntyne Posted January 19, 2008 Share Posted January 19, 2008 I teach one girl who fervently believes that kissing makes you pregnant - bless her - Why? She has had the benefits of a modern education with sex education on the syllabus. Perhaps she was absent on the day that topic was taught! They read all the chav mags where this sort of thing is spelled out in excruciating detail, and they do get sex education which is more than we did...... .......Do you think she is acting daft on purpose? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tessa the Duchess Posted January 19, 2008 Share Posted January 19, 2008 My mother told me.....that when I was little, around 4, I had no little boys as friends, and quite by chance a friend brought her little brother round to play. When he wanted a wee I showed him where the bathroom was and stayed to watch appparently I came running out shouting "mummy David is standing up and weeing out of his finger!" Tessa Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Dogmother Posted January 19, 2008 Share Posted January 19, 2008 .......Do you think she is acting daft on purpose? I do wonder sometimes Egluntine. I am sure that there's a connection between the terrible truancy rate at one of Banbury's secondary shcools and the high incidence of teenage pregnancies in that area but then perhaps they're just bored with nothing to do as they aren't at school Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chicken Licken Posted January 19, 2008 Share Posted January 19, 2008 Chicken Licken wrote: I teach one girl who fervently believes that kissing makes you pregnant - bless her - Why? She has had the benefits of a modern education with sex education on the syllabus. I am a special needs teacher!!! and I expect her mum has probably been saying this to her for years so that she stays away from the boys!!! The parents are as bad as the kids!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
