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The Dogmother

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*Inside every old person is a younger person wondering what the hell happened.

 

*Inside me lives a skinny woman crying to get out. Usually I can shut her up with a piece of cake.

 

*The hardest years of your life are between 10 and 80.

 

*My second favourite household chore is ironing. My favourite is hitting my head on the top bunk until I faint.

 

*If you can't be a good example you'll just have to be a horrible warning.

 

*No one can make you feel inferior without your permission.

 

And on matters of the heart . . . . . .

 

*In my fantasies no one ever loves me for my mind.

 

*Love at first sight is easy to understand. It's when two people have been looking at each other for a lifetime that it becomes a miracle.

 

*Many a man in love with a dimple makes the mistake of marrying the whole girl.

 

*Love is what makes two people sit in the middle of a bench when there is plenty of room at each end.

 

*It's an extra dividend when you like the one you've fallen in love with.

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