The Dogmother Posted February 28, 2008 Share Posted February 28, 2008 *Inside every old person is a younger person wondering what the hell happened. *Inside me lives a skinny woman crying to get out. Usually I can shut her up with a piece of cake. *The hardest years of your life are between 10 and 80. *My second favourite household chore is ironing. My favourite is hitting my head on the top bunk until I faint. *If you can't be a good example you'll just have to be a horrible warning. *No one can make you feel inferior without your permission. And on matters of the heart . . . . . . *In my fantasies no one ever loves me for my mind. *Love at first sight is easy to understand. It's when two people have been looking at each other for a lifetime that it becomes a miracle. *Many a man in love with a dimple makes the mistake of marrying the whole girl. *Love is what makes two people sit in the middle of a bench when there is plenty of room at each end. *It's an extra dividend when you like the one you've fallen in love with. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chickencam Posted February 28, 2008 Share Posted February 28, 2008 I'm feeling very in tune with the first one at the moment Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Egluntyne Posted February 28, 2008 Share Posted February 28, 2008 Gems, every single one. I particularly like the "horrible warning" one. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lesley Posted February 28, 2008 Share Posted February 28, 2008 Ditto to both those Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Goosey Lucy Posted February 28, 2008 Share Posted February 28, 2008 I love this one: *Love is what makes two people sit in the middle of a bench when there is plenty of room at each end. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Dogmother Posted February 28, 2008 Author Share Posted February 28, 2008 I love this one: *Love is what makes two people sit in the middle of a bench when there is plenty of room at each end. Phil's folks do that - they're in their 80s, but still hold hands - I think it's great. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Goosey Lucy Posted February 28, 2008 Share Posted February 28, 2008 I love seeing 'older folks' holding hands. OH and I always hold hands (but that's just to stop him leaving me behind, he's 6'2" with a long stride and I'm not ) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Dogmother Posted February 28, 2008 Author Share Posted February 28, 2008 I love seeing 'older folks' holding hands. Like me and Phil you mean? OH and I always hold hands (but that's just to stop him leaving me behind, he's 6'2" with a long stride and I'm not ) You're not? I hadn't noticed..... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hillfamily Posted February 28, 2008 Share Posted February 28, 2008 *My second favourite household chore is ironing. My favourite is hitting my head on the top bunk until I faint. and boy does my head hurt this evening Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chocchick Posted February 29, 2008 Share Posted February 29, 2008 I love the cake one Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paola Posted February 29, 2008 Share Posted February 29, 2008 very good Clare Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
clucky1 Posted February 29, 2008 Share Posted February 29, 2008 I liked that too Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jules. Posted February 29, 2008 Share Posted February 29, 2008 I like the bench one Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...