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Before the London Ladies rush to get a solicitor for slander or litigation, I would llike to make a public apology for my statement on my profile.

 

At the time I made that statement, they were definitely showing signs of being stuck up and aloof. Anything in the egg laying department was just too common for them - especially after seeing the Norfolk Girls screwing their eyes up and making a big fuss about pushing out an egg just to please Old Mother Hen. There was no way that they were going to let themselves go and eat so much that they got as big as those carrot crunchers.

 

Then today, on my second visit in torrential rain I found the itsy bitsy egg on the right in the hedge hidey hole

 

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The one on the left is from a Norfolk Lass, weighing in at 78 grms, not a personal best but commendable. The one on the right is from a genteel London Lady that has proved she is NOT too posh to push and weighs in at a more lighter weight of 31grm which you would expect from these perfectly groomed catwalk stars. She would like to remain anonymous and refuses to name the father maintaining that it was a virgin birth. Her figure has returned to slender normal so I do not know which one laid the egg.

 

I do publically and humbly apologise unreservedly for saying that the London Ladies were too posh to push - when one of them has clearly shown they they are not.

 

I would like to offer a triple portion of washed tinned sweetcorn as a gesture of goodwill in full and final settlement of this matter.

 

Yours

 

Now humbled

 

Kooringa Mother Hen - I have now amended my profile

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Thanks Christine - just thought I would brighten up a miserable wet battleship grey Monday for someone. I sure brightened up my day when I found it

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How much rain would you like - I can sell it by the barrel load at the moment. Filling up my water tanks up the lottie lovely ready for the usual Norfolk drought in the summer no doubt :roll:

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I hope so. If I let them go to bed in the new eglu tonight I might start getting them in there.

 

Thanks Clare - don't know whether to blow it and frame it or eat it! :lol:

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Now there's a thought; shame Rosie's with her Dad for Easter, otherwise I could've substituted some chocolate eggs in the nest on Easter morning for her to find.

 

Great news, though - today is our first 5-egg-day! Wnet back at lunchtime expecting to find a couple of eggs (maybe) and found 5!!!! Typical, now that the science test is over :roll:

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Don't forget that they're banties Choccy, so 5 eggs = 2.5 normal eggs :wink:

But 5 cute little miniture eggs :D

I'm a sucker for miniturized things.

 

I used a T/S egg in a cake and yesterday and I think it made it go too eggy. Have to use Beth eggs I think, or learn how to guestimate. :oops:

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Looks like the public humiliation worked. I have just been out to give the girls their sweetcorn and Freckles was sitting in the nest box on this......

 

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The one on the left 32grms. It was well worth buying another Eglu and the journey to Cambridgeshire and back yesterday.

 

There is only one now that is too posh to push and I have a sneaky suspicion it is Pumpkin. When I put the corn in, Dilly Dilly, flattened herself, but Pumpkin dived in doing the little bantam squeaky happy version of - Ohh Goodey food. And pecked at it like a hammer drill!

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So how do you work out the quantities then motherhen? I usually use th 6, 6, 6 and 3 rule to make a sponge.

 

Clare - an average egg weighs about 2 oz so the 3 egg recipe would require 6oz of egg. Just crack and weigh your bantam eggs until you have 6oz.

 

Congratulations Kooringa - just 1 to go now :D

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A hat trick was too much to hope for - but I am a very happy bunny. Rushing off out now - so you will have a bit of peace and quiet on here tonight :roll:

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Clare, I just put the eggs in the weight pan of the scales, however many I need for the sponge size, and then use them as the weight for the flour butter and flour, you need a balance scale though.

 

Works every time, my mum used to do it that way when I was a little girl, as we had banties!

 

Karen x

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