Cat Collar Trackers

[The Dogmother]

Did I leave my webcam on?????

 

[Mrs Frugal]

Yes

[The Dogmother]

Oh poo!

 

*wipes dribble off the keyboard and shuts mouth*

 

May we have a gratuitous shot of Simon's Bum?

 

[Mrs Frugal]

Looks that way .

 

Diane, I do apologise for Clare taking your topic off the rails so shamelessly and using it as an excuse for Simon's bum to have another airing .

[Omletina Kyckling]

I don't mind at all, in fact, I think I'd like a written guarantee from Omlet that he delivers my Cube!!....

[hillfamily]

I don't mind at all, in fact, I think I'd like a written guarantee from Omlet that he delivers my Cube!!....

 

wouldn't we all

[The Dogmother]

I've noticed that the dear boy keeps his bum firmly glued to his seat when I go into the office these days.

 

I must have a bit of a reputation

 

Kate, think youself lucky it wasn't Freddie

[Mrs Frugal]

I can't forget that photo of Freddie, Clare - not the Freddie on the forum, by the way ! Freddie the footballer in very little .

[The Dogmother]

I'd post you a little reminder Kate, but I'd get told to stand on the naughty step

 

I thought of cropping off the 'crucial bits' but decided that it spoiled the shot completely

[hillfamily]

I've noticed that the dear boy keeps his bum firmly glued to his seat when I go into the office these days.

 

I must have a bit of a reputation

 

whatever gives you that idea

 

 

poor chap...........hope he never ventures on here when we're having a 'forum moment'

[The Dogmother]

I don't think he 'does' the forum Pamster.

[hillfamily]

phew

[The Dogmother]

Tell you what though - I did see him in the warehouse once... heaving boxes around.... all hot and sweaty.... *phew*

 

It's no wonder he never comes on any Omlet get-togethers!

[Mrs Frugal]

I don't blame him at all .

[The Dogmother]

Nor me!

 

.... he looked very nice... all hot... sweaty ... and dirty

[Paola]

It sounds like you need a cold shower Claret

[The Dogmother]

It sounds like you need a cold shower Claret

 

Wouldn't be the first time Paola

[chickenlass]

Does this chap know he has his own Butt Admiration fan club lol? Or is that what makes it more appealing? the fact he is unaware of his effect on Omleteers and Claret in particular by the sound of it?

[The Dogmother]

Oh, he knows all about it and was very embarrassed too, went a rather fetching shade of pink

[chickenlass]

PINK!!! Ohh So last year LOL

[Goosey Lucy]

went a rather fetching shade of pink

 

Bless!

[chelsea]

How exciting and a big congratulations on the cube and on persuading your lovely hubby

 

We can wrap them around our little fingers when we want something cant we?!

 

June isnt that long to wait - its nearly may now!

[Egluntyne]

Poor lad. He must be terrified!

[The Dogmother]

He WAS, this visit followed a long debate on the forum about his bum and whether it was naturally pert or clenched. I imagine that the lads at the mothership were giving him a hard time. Luckily I took my camera with me and took a photo of his bum (clothed) to prove that it was naturally pert. I also got a signed photo of the bottom.. which now lives on Louise's office wall.

[Egluntyne]

They ought to auction it for the BHWT!