4m x 3m Omlet pen, cube, new auto door still boxed and coop light

[The Managing Director]

I know someone who cleans before the cleaner comes round!!!!!

 

Cleaner?????

 

Who's that??????

 

my mum had a cleaner and we always had to tidy up before she came round , it was the regular thursday night cry, I vowed never to be the same but I have a cleaner once a fortnight and sadly on the wednesday night I think I may just occasionally be heard to say 'tidy your room the cleaners are coming' (that's to Murdo obviously )

[Linda]

It's great to meet more like-minded people! Housework has never been a priority for me - there are so many more pleasurable things to do. If it's a choice between hoovering and playing with the children, the playing wins every time!!

 

I know I've posted it on here before, but no-one has said on their death bed that they wished they had spent more of their lives doing housework!!

[Guest]

 

As long as my kitchen is hygenic, and can see the carpet, I just don't care!

 

My MIL is the sort that buys a new sofa so you can sit on the floor (on a sheet ) and look at it!

[Chicken on a mission]

I noticed on a previous post that I don't 'hover' everyday. I'd like to point out that I don't hoover everyday either

 

Unfortunately, I spend too much time on this forum which doesn't help!

[Guest]

 

So you do 'hover' round the forum......

[Linda]

We're just a lot of hoverers!

[Chicken on a mission]

 

 

It's terrible isn't it?

 

I have trouble spelling which has always surprised all my teachers considering I have always been a book worm.

 

Now combine this with the fact that my typing is apalling and you can appreciate the challenges I face.

 

Not half as bad as those facing anyone trying to decifer what I have written

[Linda]

I'd rather be a hoverer than a hooverer, believe me!!!

[Popcorn]

Isn't it funny that we call it hoovering! It's really vacuuming. Hoover is the brand!

 

I'm glad I read this thread. Some lovely poems to think about. I'm not the worlds most manic cleaner upper, but I do like a clean house. It gets cluttered quite a lot, but it's genrally clean and bacteria free. A little bit everyday, I find keeps the dust away

 

Thanks girls!

[Guest]

 

Very soon Gina, you are going to find that there is simply not enough hours in the day (if you fancy the odd bit of sleeping!)! Then, although I really hardly know you, I think you are going to be sensible enough to say 'dust? What dust?!)

[Mel (& Paul)]

Have you been speaking to Mel MD?

 

 

[Mel (& Paul)]

She doesn't have children, but they have two dogs, and alien that thinks it's a dog and loads of chickens. She's always professing not to do any housework, but when i went to see them, she'd done the MIL trick. I reckon that she's a closet Anthea Turner

 

 

Yeah, course I am.

No children but an (& Paul) who goes round tidying up and going

[Mel (& Paul)]

And any way, we all need a bit of dirt to ensure we build up our immune system

[The Dogmother]

Isn't there a saying about 'a speck of dust......'?

 

I love your little manic doggie Mel!

[Mel (& Paul)]

 

 

 

[myles]

Thats great...glad to see its a stick MAN

[Mel (& Paul)]

Men doing the hoovering - there goes a flying

[Chicken on a mission]

[The Dogmother]

Hey, Mel's turned into a techie - where did you get all these piccies?

[Popcorn]

er...that might be my fault Clare

 

 

here you go!

[Mel (& Paul)]

I know - I scare myself sometimes

I would like to blow my own trumpet

but it was Gina who gave me the website:

http://jm.g.free.fr/smileys

 

 

She's a

[The Dogmother]

Brilliant Gina! How do you get them in posts?

[Mel (& Paul)]

Shall I tell her Gina???

Or do you think we'll upset revnev with too many smilies

[Richard T]

Men doing the hoovering - there goes a flying

 

Oi! We all do hoovering in our house ...

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... but I'm the only one who does it properly.

 

 

Richard T

[chocchick]

This sort of emoticon maybe......or

 

3 cheers for Gina

I PMed you Mel about how to add them I think I deserve some along with Gina!