Otter Posted August 30, 2008 Share Posted August 30, 2008 Anyone know why the chicken crossed the road?! My tiddlypeeps only know a handful of tedious jokes and need some new material! I thought some chicken related ones might be topical, I promise not to groan at dreadful suggestions ... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Looney Posted August 30, 2008 Share Posted August 30, 2008 I don't think I know any...... ....although I'm dreadful at remembering jokes. People usually end up in stitches at me making a mess of the joke rather than the joke itself Hopefully someone will have some good ones Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Angels4 Posted August 30, 2008 Share Posted August 30, 2008 Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Give up? Bet you won't get it! Should I give you a clue? Because it was chicken! Lame I know. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chili Posted August 30, 2008 Share Posted August 30, 2008 Why did the chewing gum cross the road? Because it was stuck to the chickens foot - boom boom!! Sorry I know its awful..... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scramble Posted August 30, 2008 Share Posted August 30, 2008 ...yeah, but the worse they are, the funny they become. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cate in NZ Posted August 30, 2008 Share Posted August 30, 2008 Sorry, the only chicken one I know is far too rude for a family forum Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yorkshire Pudding Posted August 30, 2008 Share Posted August 30, 2008 YS's favourite: Why did the duck cross the road? It was the chicken's day off. And in our house, the chewing gum was stuck to the duck! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Geoid Posted August 30, 2008 Share Posted August 30, 2008 Why did the chicken cross the playground? To get to the other slide Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Angels4 Posted August 30, 2008 Share Posted August 30, 2008 Why couldn't the chicken find her eggs? Because she mislaid them. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hillfamily Posted August 31, 2008 Share Posted August 31, 2008 Why couldn't the chicken find her eggs? Because she mislaid them. that's so terrible Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Angels4 Posted August 31, 2008 Share Posted August 31, 2008 I have more Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hillfamily Posted August 31, 2008 Share Posted August 31, 2008 I have more Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Plum Posted August 31, 2008 Share Posted August 31, 2008 what do you get when you cross a chicken with a duck? A bird that lays down. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Geoid Posted August 31, 2008 Share Posted August 31, 2008 Why did the chicken cross the road? It doesn't matter, the chicken's actions have no meaning to anyone but him. What Do You Call A Chicken That Crosses The Road, Rolls In The Dirt, Crosses The Road, And Again Rolls In The Dirt? A Dirty Double-Crossing Chicken Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Otter Posted August 31, 2008 Author Share Posted August 31, 2008 Thanks folks they're all fab! The children especially like the slide and "chicken chicken" ones! Gold stars to you all Not a chicken one, but . . . Why did the jellybaby go to school? Because he wanted to be a smartie! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Angels4 Posted August 31, 2008 Share Posted August 31, 2008 Why did the chicken only cross half the street? She wanted to "lay" it on the line? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
