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[Clur]

I've been working on some business plans for the past few weeks, and every time I think I am 'there', I get feedback that there is still more to do. So, having reached revision 5 of my plans, I sent the below email to my boss. Names are changed to protect the innocent, and who thinks this'll have the desired effect?!

 

Hi Mr Boss,

 

Sorry that some of this still needed work. I got a little distracted by sheer frustration and ended up needing to leave it a little while as the children got worried when I started yelling profanities randomly whilst rocking backwards and forwards in the corner of the room.

 

I've taken another look through and I did have some of the pipeline exiting Quarter 4 wrong - I'd not included the Scandinavian figures, so we're now looking even stronger. Being a woman and not happy with any given situation, I am nervous that this is looking a little 'too good'. I've included my pipeline overview as I thought that might be of interest and provide some more context.

 

Anyway, all info is attached for your perusal. All's left for me to say is that I hope you do approve this. Obviously not for my own benefit (you understand), but I will have to murder Santa and bury him under my patio should I need any future revisions. No pressure, but the happiness of children worldwide is in your hands.

 

Thanks,

Clur

[Egluntyne]

Brilliant final paragraph.

[Karen & co.]

 

Karen x

[Chickvic]

I hope he got the messsage!

[moochoo]

I hope he approves it. I don't want Santa to die

[Clur]

Not sure if my boss gets my humour. He responded this morning with an email asking to go through things later today. I replied with an email telling him 'Santa's in a holding cell awaiting his fate...'

[Janty]

 

Very good.

[Mutrix Farmers]

Hope the meeting later goes as you wish and Santa is free to distribute presents as normal on 24 Dec. Of course if you are forced to kill Santa your boss would have to step in. Ask him if he can fly a sleigh?

 

[fowlbird]

more to the point, can the Boss Person do the Ho Ho Ho bit? Doesn't look like it from where I am.

 

Something else to worry about - Santa's fate at the hands of Clur

[Phonix]

NOOO please don't murder Santa!!!

 

I need my yearly big, red, ho-ho-ho-ing, present delivering, reindeer owning, sled driving, elf employing, jolly old man fix!!!

[Clur]

I've had two weeks of stress with these bloomin' plans and my boss has been up against it too. He did need me to make some changes to the plan but sent me this plea:

 

'Think of all the little ones. They don't deserve to suffer just because you have. Surely. Have mercy.'

 

Was giggling like a fool when I got it, so you'll be pleased to hear Santa got a reprieve

[Redwing]

Thats funny! got to love a boss with a sense of humour

[Egluntyne]

Good for him. So Christmas isn't cancelled then?

[hillfamily]

Glad to hear Christmas may not be cancelled - I've wrapped an awful lot of pressies this week and I would hate to think I had wasted my time

[Yorkshire Pudding]

....not to mention the eight Christmas Puddings lurking in my cupboard!

 

Phew!

[KAZAROO]

I've had two weeks of stress with these bloomin' plans and my boss has been up against it too. He did need me to make some changes to the plan but sent me this plea:

 

'Think of all the little ones. They don't deserve to suffer just because you have. Surely. Have mercy.'

 

Was giggling like a fool when I got it, so you'll be pleased to hear Santa got a reprieve

 

Guess he gets your sense of humor; but is treading cautiously in case you take a a turn for him instead

[Clur]

 

Guess he gets your sense of humor; but is treading cautiously in case you take a a turn for him instead

 

He's right to be worried