fowlbird Posted January 18, 2009 Share Posted January 18, 2009 from my grandson - useful facts 4356431 & 4356432 Every second a 60 year old dies (guess how old I was last birthday ) Eglus are fox proof but a werewolf can get in at any time (are Omlet aware of this problem I wonder? ) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snowy Posted January 18, 2009 Author Share Posted January 18, 2009 I've just made a couple of lemon drizzle cakes and they are cooling on the side. Middle son saw them and got very excited, saying "oo, oo, oo, they look ... " (I waited expectantly for the ensueing compliment) " ... very drizzly!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fowlbird Posted January 18, 2009 Share Posted January 18, 2009 believe me, Snow, very drizzly is a compliment! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rona Posted April 25, 2009 Share Posted April 25, 2009 Drove to the beach today with youngest granddaughter (9) in the back of my car. She told me that she was going to be a masseuse when she grows up because daddy says she has very soothing hands when she massages his bald head! But she might just do it in her spare time as she might be a teacher. She will give free massage to all her friends and family but if she needs to earn some extra money then she will just print out some flyers that say 'Brand New Masseuse in Town - Very Good Prices' . Its a shame when children lose their innocence but I hope she loses some of hers before she starts her massage business She is also going to adopt a child when she is 19 as she doesn't want to have babies as that all looks a bit disgusting and painful. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sheilaz Posted April 25, 2009 Share Posted April 25, 2009 What a lovely child, thanks for sharing those little gems with us Rona. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lesley Posted April 25, 2009 Share Posted April 25, 2009 She'll be horrified when you remind her at her 18th Rona! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
baby bears mum Posted April 25, 2009 Share Posted April 25, 2009 Took Baby Bear and her friend into town on the park and ride a few weeks ago. Baby Bear was going to her friends for a sleepover that night so on the bus on the way home we were chatting about what they were going to do. Had all the usual tea, dvd and "then we can play with the vibrator.......". I nearly fell off my seat and the lady in front of us nearly choked. When I had recovered I said "Oooh really and what does that do then". I held my breath and then she said "Oh it's for massaging your feet". Can't tell you the relief Must remember to tell her Mother ........... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scramble Posted April 25, 2009 Share Posted April 25, 2009 oh my goodness Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bluekarin Posted April 25, 2009 Share Posted April 25, 2009 My ED who's 11 said very ernestly a few days ago "you need to make sure chicken is throughly cooked otherwise you'll get semolina poisoning." I know it can be a bit dubious, but getting poisoned from it Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Olly Posted April 25, 2009 Share Posted April 25, 2009 I always KNEW semolina was poisonous! That's why I refused to eat it at school dinners ... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
