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Drove to the beach today with youngest granddaughter (9) in the back of my car. She told me that she was going to be a masseuse when she grows up because daddy says she has very soothing hands when she massages his bald head!

 

But she might just do it in her spare time as she might be a teacher. She will give free massage to all her friends and family but if she needs to earn some extra money then she will just print out some flyers that say 'Brand New Masseuse in Town - Very Good Prices' :lol::lol::lol: .

 

Its a shame when children lose their innocence but I hope she loses some of hers before she starts her massage business :roll:

 

She is also going to adopt a child when she is 19 as she doesn't want to have babies as that all looks a bit disgusting and painful.

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Took Baby Bear and her friend into town on the park and ride a few weeks ago. Baby Bear was going to her friends for a sleepover that night so on the bus on the way home we were chatting about what they were going to do. Had all the usual tea, dvd and "then we can play with the vibrator.......". :o:oops::shock: I nearly fell off my seat and the lady in front of us nearly choked. When I had recovered I said "Oooh really and what does that do then". I held my breath and then she said "Oh it's for massaging your feet". Can't tell you the relief :dance::dance:

 

Must remember to tell her Mother ........... :evil::lol:

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