Seagazer Posted January 16, 2009 Share Posted January 16, 2009 I think my boys must be angels too That is a very funny list though. I really want to find out what happens to play dough in a microwave though....... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Valkyrie Posted January 16, 2009 Share Posted January 16, 2009 I forgot to mention: It is not a good idea to pierce your own eyebrow with your mother's sewing pins. It can cause an infection which results in a trip to A & E, followed by a course of strong antibiotic tablets and a warning from the doctor that you could have lost the sight of your eye if your mother hadn't spotted it in time. That was DD at age 15! She said she didn't feel well and I felt her head for a temperature and scratched my hand on the pin (she did have a very long fringe so wasn't spotted). Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KimmyCustard Posted January 16, 2009 Share Posted January 16, 2009 I love these! Have a few to add.......... Chimney sweep went for tea leaving ladder leaning against the house. Climb up onto roof, armed with a pocket of stones. Sit on roof and throw stones down the chimney onto Mother in the kitchen below. - Father aged 4! Put the cat in the copper cos it was cold to warm up - Father aged 5 Go out wearing the bare essentials because wearing a coat is so uncool and end up with a cold almost monthly in the Winter - Me aged about 17/18 Forget keys after night out and sleep in the porch from 2am in case parents wake up and discover keys forgotten. (Didnt know parents stay awake till kid gets in anyway!) - Me aged 17 Plastic bead up nostril, Father pulls out with long nosed pliers, cried for an hour! - Me aged 3 Wont even start on my brother, will be here all night. Kimmy x Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Valkyrie Posted January 16, 2009 Share Posted January 16, 2009 Go out wearing the bare essentials because wearing a coat is so uncool and end up with a cold almost monthly in the Winter - Me aged about 17/18 That still applies to DD (nearly 17), although DS (18) has discovered it is now to wear a coat. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
baby bears mum Posted January 17, 2009 Share Posted January 17, 2009 Am loving this I found out that small seashells go up 4 year olds nose with ease but only come back out again when Mother panics and shouts causing DD to cry and therefore snorts offending items back out along with a load of snot Also found out letting OH clean bath (while I was pregnant - not since ) and then him trying to have a bath with the jacuzzi jets on results in a bath (and bathroom) full of bubbles (don't think he realised you had to wash the bath out after putting the cleaner in!!!!!!!). Only consolation was that the bathroom sparkled for ages. Also long haired cats don't like being bathed and tend to run away never to be seen again (my Mum when she was tiny). OH also found out that taking a bull for a walk (he really did have to do that - he was paid by the farmer) is not a good idea when there are cows two fields away . Also found out that hedges can be quite painful when you are dragged through them. (I have a feeling the farmer was hiding and laughing his socks off but OH is convinced it wasn't a set up!) I on the other hand was a good little girl. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Geoid Posted January 17, 2009 Share Posted January 17, 2009 Getting into your dad's car though the boot will make people think you are being kidnapped, and all the police in London will be looking for you. There where helicopters too! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Valkyrie Posted January 17, 2009 Share Posted January 17, 2009 Oh how naughty! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
