Guest Posted September 29, 2006 Share Posted September 29, 2006 This chap was lonely and so he decided life would be more fun if he had a pet. So he went to the pet shop and told the owner that he wanted to buy an unusual pet. After some discussion, he finally bought a centipede which came in a little white box to use as its house. He took the box back home, found a good location for it, and then decided it would be nice to start the relationship off by taking his new pet to the pub for a drink. So he asked the centipede in the box, "Would you like to go to the local with me and have a beer?" But there was no answer from his new pet. This bothered him a bit, but he waited a few minutes and then asked him again, "How about going to the pub and having a drink with me?" but again there was no answer from his new friend and pet. So he waited a few minutes more, thinking about the situation. He decided to ask him one more time; this time putting his face up against the centipede's house and shouting, "Hey, in there! Would you like to go to the Feathers and have a drink with me? A little voice came out of the box:........... " I heard you the first time! I'm just putting my shoes on !! " Phil Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gooner.girl Posted September 29, 2006 Share Posted September 29, 2006 Boom Boom! The kids at work tell jokes like that! And they're 7! I shall say no more... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted September 29, 2006 Share Posted September 29, 2006 let's hear them then - that's the point of a Friday-joke - they have to be awful!! Phil Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Mrs Frugal Posted September 29, 2006 Share Posted September 29, 2006 hehehe that tickled me!! Thanks Phil! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sheilaz Posted September 29, 2006 Share Posted September 29, 2006 Made me chuckle, thanks. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Karen & co. Posted September 29, 2006 Share Posted September 29, 2006 karen x Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bunee1 Posted September 29, 2006 Share Posted September 29, 2006 Good one, my 8yr old loved it Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chocchick Posted September 30, 2006 Share Posted September 30, 2006 I liked it Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Linda Posted September 30, 2006 Share Posted September 30, 2006 I liked it too!!! Nothing wrong with a good clean joke! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paola Posted September 30, 2006 Share Posted September 30, 2006 I love it How about a gardener at a stately home was taken ill whilst trimming the maze. It took the paramedics 3 days to find him Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Karen & co. Posted September 30, 2006 Share Posted September 30, 2006 Paola, that is very funny karen x Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
