Installing Indoor Cat Tree

[Guest]

This chap was lonely and so he decided life would be more fun if he had a pet.

So he went to the pet shop and told the owner that he wanted to buy an unusual pet.

After some discussion, he finally bought a centipede which came in a little white box to use as its house.

He took the box back home, found a good location for it, and then decided it would be nice to start the relationship off by taking his new pet to the pub for a drink.

So he asked the centipede in the box,

"Would you like to go to the local with me and have a beer?"

But there was no answer from his new pet.

This bothered him a bit, but he waited a few minutes and then asked him again,

"How about going to the pub and having a drink with me?"

but again there was no answer from his new friend and pet.

So he waited a few minutes more, thinking about the situation.

He decided to ask him one more time; this time putting his face up against the centipede's house and shouting,

"Hey, in there! Would you like to go to the Feathers and have a drink with me?

 

 

 

 

A little voice came out of the box:...........

 

 

 

 

" I heard you the first time! I'm just putting my shoes on !! "

 

 

Phil

[gooner.girl]

Boom Boom!

 

The kids at work tell jokes like that! And they're 7!

 

I shall say no more...

[Guest]

let's hear them then - that's the point of a Friday-joke - they have to be awful!!

 

Phil

[Guest]

[Mrs Frugal]

hehehe that tickled me!! Thanks Phil!

[Sheilaz]

Made me chuckle, thanks.

[Karen & co.]

 

karen x

[bunee1]

Good one, my 8yr old loved it

[chocchick]

I liked it

[Linda]

I liked it too!!! Nothing wrong with a good clean joke!

[Paola]

I love it

 

How about a gardener at a stately home was taken ill whilst trimming the maze. It took the paramedics 3 days to find him

[Karen & co.]

Paola, that is very funny

 

karen x