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friday joke anyone??

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This chap was lonely and so he decided life would be more fun if he had a pet.

So he went to the pet shop and told the owner that he wanted to buy an unusual pet.

After some discussion, he finally bought a centipede which came in a little white box to use as its house.

He took the box back home, found a good location for it, and then decided it would be nice to start the relationship off by taking his new pet to the pub for a drink.

So he asked the centipede in the box,

"Would you like to go to the local with me and have a beer?"

But there was no answer from his new pet.

This bothered him a bit, but he waited a few minutes and then asked him again,

"How about going to the pub and having a drink with me?"

but again there was no answer from his new friend and pet.

So he waited a few minutes more, thinking about the situation.

He decided to ask him one more time; this time putting his face up against the centipede's house and shouting,

"Hey, in there! Would you like to go to the Feathers and have a drink with me?





A little voice came out of the box:...........





" I heard you the first time! I'm just putting my shoes on !! "





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