Mrs

[Scramble]

You sing away DebsL. I've got the Terrorvision version of psycho killer going around my head.....

 

Thinking back to the funny man-under-car-story, if you suspected your fella's bits were on show would you not just cover them up with something - for example some spring greens that you had just purchased from the supermarket - rather than getting all hands on? Just a thought....

 

:lol:

 

I hate to have to say this but I think that spring greens might make it look worse!

and as for cauliflower, don't even go there.......

[Angus Arran Chooks]

Oooh you are awful - buy I like you!

 

[Space Chick]

You sing away DebsL. I've got the Terrorvision version of psycho killer going around my head.....

 

Thinking back to the funny man-under-car-story, if you suspected your fella's bits were on show would you not just cover them up with something - for example some spring greens that you had just purchased from the supermarket - rather than getting all hands on? Just a thought....

 

:lol:

 

I hate to have to say this but I think that spring greens might make it look worse!

and as for cauliflower, don't even go there.......

 

Maybe a roll of kitchen paper??????

 

(I know I've gone too far....... )

[Cooks]

what have I stumbled in to???

[Looney]

 

Maybe a roll of kitchen paper??????

 

(I know I've gone too far....... )

 

Now I have odd thoughts about the Bounty ladies/men in bad frocks underneath cars

[Scramble]

oh gosh

 

someone please save the Andrex Puppy!

[Ain't Nobody Here]

I hope the wife wasn't planning on a baked butternut squash for tea that night .

[Ms Marple]

[Space Chick]

I went to the Doctors this morning, she asked me my symptoms.

 

I told her I couldn't stop singing Delilah, and kept dreaming of the green green grass of home.

 

So, I said, what is it Doctor? You've got Tom Jones syndrome, she replied.

 

Apparently, its not unusual.

 

 

 

 

 

(I'll get my coat)

[Chickvic]

[Angus Arran Chooks]

psych!

 

 

Ooh ooh I got on page 15!

[Ms Marple]

o! killer

[Angus Arran Chooks]

run, run, run, run, run away!!

 

[Ms Marple]

I might, but then you'd be the TK!

[Ain't Nobody Here]

Shhhh, don't tell Ms Marple - let's all run away then she'll be the TK .

 

 

 

 

 

 

[Ms Marple]

and at you ANH

[Ain't Nobody Here]

Only kidding, Ms M . We wouldn't do that to you .

[Ms Marple]

You've been learning too much naughty stuff from the kids ANH

[Angels4]

I wasn't on over the weekend and came back to 12 pages of..of...well I dont know what!!! Ha ha.

 

What have you started Mark?

 

When is a newbie no longer a newbie? I have killed a few before, maybe its because i am from essex?

 

Here is the deal everyone - next time Mark posts lets all not post anything so he can be the official 'Thread Killer' and get a special Trophy!

 

michelle x

[Ms Marple]

Going to have to leave you to until morning Mark - uinless fo course you leave me here

[Valkyrie]

Just thinking if I was the woman who found the surprise under the car - I probably would have dropped something on the area giving cause for concern - that would bring his legs together sharpish!

Or did she know by the feel that it wasn't her husband and had a jolly good rummage while she had the opportunity? Aha I have been thinking all afternoon about that, actually if it were OH a) he wouldn't be under the car it would probably be me - or at least I used to be able to get under

b) recognised his undies - done the washing enough times

and c) I would have kicked him!

 

Why have I been thinking all afternoon about that - suppressed anger at OH and what I would do to him. That and I don't get out much and a very sad idiot.

 

There, if that doesn't kill a thread I don't know what will.

[Space Chick]

Whilst I was tempted to let that one kill the thread, I wouldn't have been able to have left that on my conscience!

[Valkyrie]

Poor Debs - have you got any fingernails left? Saved you too.

[Looney]

I'm now wondering if it is ok to be a thread killer if the thread is already 15 pages long? Surely it is worse if it is shorter as it is more obvious that noone is replying purely due to the snoozeworthiness and general dullness of the post....zzzzz....*jolts awake*....sorry, bored myself to sleep for a moment there.

 

Where was I? Oh yes, or is it worse to be the thread killer of a really long thread as more people have shown interest in the thread and will therefore be following its progress and therefore it really does prove that the thread killer is the one that noone wants to reply to as they are totally not worth responding to and really don't have anything of interest to say......ZZZzzzzzzzzzzz

[Lesley]

I could always lock it - that would kill it!