..lay a little egg for me Posted May 18, 2009 Author Share Posted May 18, 2009 and a lap dance eidted to add these are made up aren't they??? if not then I made mine up! Keep them genuine, folks! All the more Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ain't Nobody Here Posted May 18, 2009 Share Posted May 18, 2009 I wouldn't be surprised if there was a claim for a lap dance hidden somewhere . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
littleleicesterfox Posted May 18, 2009 Share Posted May 18, 2009 Trouser Press Toilet Brush Moat Cleaned Second Home Scatter Cushions Packet of Hob"Ooops, word censored!"s 38p Crunch Corner Yogurt Bath Plug £8000 Bose TV System A Cleaner for his Brother A Helipad Some dog food 98p worth of Iced gems a garlic crusher some busy lizzies!! a lap dance £22,500 on treating dry rot the cost of his London Club £16,000 towards a mortgage that he had already paid off A Rememberance Day Wreath £600 for hanging baskets and pot plants £80 court summons for failing to pay Council Tax on time (Lembit Opik ) £312 worth of fake Tudor beams and two loo seats A Rememberance day poppy and some pictures of dying soldiers in Afghanistan (OK he didn't claim for the pictures but the trip was a freebie and then he said he hadn't took them when three other MP's testified that he had) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JM Posted May 18, 2009 Share Posted May 18, 2009 I wouldn't be surprised if there was a claim for a lap dance hidden somewhere . Well there were some dirty movies weren't there?! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kitchens Posted May 18, 2009 Share Posted May 18, 2009 Trouser Press Toilet Brush Moat Cleaned Second Home Scatter Cushions Packet of Hob"Ooops, word censored!"s 38p Crunch Corner Yogurt Bath Plug £8000 Bose TV System A Cleaner for his Brother A Helipad Some dog food 98p worth of Iced gems a garlic crusher some busy lizzies!! a lap dance £22,500 on treating dry rot the cost of his London Club £16,000 towards a mortgage that he had already paid off A Rememberance Day Wreath £600 for hanging baskets and pot plants £80 court summons for failing to pay Council Tax on time (Lembit Opik ) £312 worth of fake Tudor beams and two loo seats A Rememberance day poppy and some pictures of dying soldiers in Afghanistan (OK he didn't claim for the pictures but the trip was a freebie and then he said he hadn't took them when three other MP's testified that he had) and a Bamxi Blender Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Valkyrie Posted May 18, 2009 Share Posted May 18, 2009 Trouser Press Toilet Brush Moat Cleaned Second Home Scatter Cushions Packet of Hob"Ooops, word censored!"s 38p Crunch Corner Yogurt Bath Plug £8000 Bose TV System A Cleaner for his Brother A Helipad Some dog food 98p worth of Iced gems a garlic crusher some busy lizzies!! a lap dance £22,500 on treating dry rot the cost of his London Club £16,000 towards a mortgage that he had already paid off A Rememberance Day Wreath £600 for hanging baskets and pot plants £80 court summons for failing to pay Council Tax on time (Lembit Opik ) £312 worth of fake Tudor beams and two loo seats A Rememberance day poppy and some pictures of dying soldiers in Afghanistan (OK he didn't claim for the pictures but the trip was a freebie and then he said he hadn't took them when three other MP's testified that he had) Bamxi Blender and a Nice clean swimming pool for £1740 (or £1470 - either way I'm sure he could afford it - the tight wad) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Saronne Posted May 18, 2009 Share Posted May 18, 2009 Trouser Press Toilet Brush Moat Cleaned Second Home Scatter Cushions Packet of Hob"Ooops, word censored!"s 38p Crunch Corner Yogurt Bath Plug £8000 Bose TV System A Cleaner for his Brother A Helipad Some dog food 98p worth of Iced gems a garlic crusher some busy lizzies!! a lap dance £22,500 on treating dry rot the cost of his London Club £16,000 towards a mortgage that he had already paid off A Rememberance Day Wreath £600 for hanging baskets and pot plants £80 court summons for failing to pay Council Tax on time (Lembit Opik ) £312 worth of fake Tudor beams and two loo seats A Rememberance day poppy and some pictures of dying soldiers in Afghanistan (OK he didn't claim for the pictures but the trip was a freebie and then he said he hadn't took them when three other MP's testified that he had) Bamxi Blender and a Nice clean swimming pool for £1740 (or £1470 - either way I'm sure he could afford it - the tight wad) £400 worth of cushions from John Lewis (Keith Vaz) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jillus Posted May 19, 2009 Share Posted May 19, 2009 V Trouser Press Toilet Brush Moat Cleaned Second Home Scatter Cushions Packet of Hob"Ooops, word censored!"s 38p Crunch Corner Yogurt Bath Plug £8000 Bose TV System A Cleaner for his Brother A Helipad Some dog food 98p worth of Iced gems a garlic crusher some busy lizzies!! a lap dance £22,500 on treating dry rot the cost of his London Club £16,000 towards a mortgage that he had already paid off A Rememberance Day Wreath £600 for hanging baskets and pot plants £80 court summons for failing to pay Council Tax on time (Lembit Opik ) £312 worth of fake Tudor beams and two loo seats A Rememberance day poppy and some pictures of dying soldiers in Afghanistan (OK he didn't claim for the pictures but the trip was a freebie and then he said he hadn't took them when three other MP's testified that he had) Bamxi Blender Nice clean swimming pool for £1740 (or £1470 - either way I'm sure he could afford it - the tight wad) £400 worth of cushions from John Lewis (Keith Vaz) And a Whirlpool Bath Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jillus Posted May 20, 2009 Share Posted May 20, 2009 V Trouser Press Toilet Brush Moat Cleaned Second Home Scatter Cushions Packet of Hob"Ooops, word censored!"s 38p Crunch Corner Yogurt Bath Plug £8000 Bose TV System A Cleaner for his Brother A Helipad Some dog food 98p worth of Iced gems a garlic crusher some busy lizzies!! a lap dance £22,500 on treating dry rot the cost of his London Club £16,000 towards a mortgage that he had already paid off A Rememberance Day Wreath £600 for hanging baskets and pot plants £80 court summons for failing to pay Council Tax on time (Lembit Opik ) £312 worth of fake Tudor beams and two loo seats A Rememberance day poppy and some pictures of dying soldiers in Afghanistan (OK he didn't claim for the pictures but the trip was a freebie and then he said he hadn't took them when three other MP's testified that he had) Bamxi Blender Nice clean swimming pool for £1740 (or £1470 - either way I'm sure he could afford it - the tight wad) £400 worth of cushions from John Lewis (Keith Vaz) A Whirlpool Bath And an i Pod and a DVD system Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chook n Boo Mum Posted May 20, 2009 Share Posted May 20, 2009 V Trouser Press Toilet Brush Moat Cleaned Second Home Scatter Cushions Packet of Hob"Ooops, word censored!"s 38p Crunch Corner Yogurt Bath Plug £8000 Bose TV System A Cleaner for his Brother A Helipad Some dog food 98p worth of Iced gems a garlic crusher some busy lizzies!! a lap dance £22,500 on treating dry rot the cost of his London Club £16,000 towards a mortgage that he had already paid off A Rememberance Day Wreath £600 for hanging baskets and pot plants £80 court summons for failing to pay Council Tax on time (Lembit Opik ) £312 worth of fake Tudor beams and two loo seats A Rememberance day poppy and some pictures of dying soldiers in Afghanistan (OK he didn't claim for the pictures but the trip was a freebie and then he said he hadn't took them when three other MP's testified that he had) Bamxi Blender Nice clean swimming pool for £1740 (or £1470 - either way I'm sure he could afford it - the tight wad) £400 worth of cushions from John Lewis (Keith Vaz) A Whirlpool Bath An i Pod and a DVD system ...and an island for his ducks (Peter Viggers, I think, MP for Gosport!) I'm sure if we looked harder there would be an Eglu!!!! Sha x Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
