Chicken boarders

[..lay a little egg for me]

and a lap dance

 

eidted to add these are made up aren't they??? if not then I made mine up!

 

Keep them genuine, folks! All the more

[Ain't Nobody Here]

I wouldn't be surprised if there was a claim for a lap dance hidden somewhere .

[littleleicesterfox]

Trouser Press

Toilet Brush

Moat Cleaned

Second Home

Scatter Cushions

Packet of Hob"Ooops, word censored!"s

38p Crunch Corner Yogurt

Bath Plug

£8000 Bose TV System

A Cleaner for his Brother

A Helipad

Some dog food

98p worth of Iced gems

a garlic crusher

some busy lizzies!!

a lap dance

£22,500 on treating dry rot

the cost of his London Club

£16,000 towards a mortgage that he had already paid off

A Rememberance Day Wreath

£600 for hanging baskets and pot plants

£80 court summons for failing to pay Council Tax on time (Lembit Opik )

£312 worth of fake Tudor beams and two loo seats

A Rememberance day poppy and some pictures of dying soldiers in Afghanistan (OK he didn't claim for the pictures but the trip was a freebie and then he said he hadn't took them when three other MP's testified that he had)

[JM]

I wouldn't be surprised if there was a claim for a lap dance hidden somewhere .

 

Well there were some dirty movies weren't there?!

[kitchens]

Trouser Press

Toilet Brush

Moat Cleaned

Second Home

Scatter Cushions

Packet of Hob"Ooops, word censored!"s

38p Crunch Corner Yogurt

Bath Plug

£8000 Bose TV System

A Cleaner for his Brother

A Helipad

Some dog food

98p worth of Iced gems

a garlic crusher

some busy lizzies!!

a lap dance

£22,500 on treating dry rot

the cost of his London Club

£16,000 towards a mortgage that he had already paid off

A Rememberance Day Wreath

£600 for hanging baskets and pot plants

£80 court summons for failing to pay Council Tax on time (Lembit Opik )

£312 worth of fake Tudor beams and two loo seats

A Rememberance day poppy and some pictures of dying soldiers in Afghanistan (OK he didn't claim for the pictures but the trip was a freebie and then he said he hadn't took them when three other MP's testified that he had)

 

and

 

a Bamxi Blender

[Valkyrie]

Trouser Press

Toilet Brush

Moat Cleaned

Second Home

Scatter Cushions

Packet of Hob"Ooops, word censored!"s

38p Crunch Corner Yogurt

Bath Plug

£8000 Bose TV System

A Cleaner for his Brother

A Helipad

Some dog food

98p worth of Iced gems

a garlic crusher

some busy lizzies!!

a lap dance

£22,500 on treating dry rot

the cost of his London Club

£16,000 towards a mortgage that he had already paid off

A Rememberance Day Wreath

£600 for hanging baskets and pot plants

£80 court summons for failing to pay Council Tax on time (Lembit Opik )

£312 worth of fake Tudor beams and two loo seats

A Rememberance day poppy and some pictures of dying soldiers in Afghanistan (OK he didn't claim for the pictures but the trip was a freebie and then he said he hadn't took them when three other MP's testified that he had)

Bamxi Blender

 

and a Nice clean swimming pool for £1740 (or £1470 - either way I'm sure he could afford it - the tight wad)

[Saronne]

Trouser Press

Toilet Brush

Moat Cleaned

Second Home

Scatter Cushions

Packet of Hob"Ooops, word censored!"s

38p Crunch Corner Yogurt

Bath Plug

£8000 Bose TV System

A Cleaner for his Brother

A Helipad

Some dog food

98p worth of Iced gems

a garlic crusher

some busy lizzies!!

a lap dance

£22,500 on treating dry rot

the cost of his London Club

£16,000 towards a mortgage that he had already paid off

A Rememberance Day Wreath

£600 for hanging baskets and pot plants

£80 court summons for failing to pay Council Tax on time (Lembit Opik )

£312 worth of fake Tudor beams and two loo seats

A Rememberance day poppy and some pictures of dying soldiers in Afghanistan (OK he didn't claim for the pictures but the trip was a freebie and then he said he hadn't took them when three other MP's testified that he had)

Bamxi Blender

 

and a Nice clean swimming pool for £1740 (or £1470 - either way I'm sure he could afford it - the tight wad)

£400 worth of cushions from John Lewis (Keith Vaz)

[Jillus]

V Trouser Press

Toilet Brush

Moat Cleaned

Second Home

Scatter Cushions

Packet of Hob"Ooops, word censored!"s

38p Crunch Corner Yogurt

Bath Plug

£8000 Bose TV System

A Cleaner for his Brother

A Helipad

Some dog food

98p worth of Iced gems

a garlic crusher

some busy lizzies!!

a lap dance

£22,500 on treating dry rot

the cost of his London Club

£16,000 towards a mortgage that he had already paid off

A Rememberance Day Wreath

£600 for hanging baskets and pot plants

£80 court summons for failing to pay Council Tax on time (Lembit Opik )

£312 worth of fake Tudor beams and two loo seats

A Rememberance day poppy and some pictures of dying soldiers in Afghanistan (OK he didn't claim for the pictures but the trip was a freebie and then he said he hadn't took them when three other MP's testified that he had)

Bamxi Blender

Nice clean swimming pool for £1740 (or £1470 - either way I'm sure he could afford it - the tight wad)

£400 worth of cushions from John Lewis (Keith Vaz)

 

And a Whirlpool Bath

[Jillus]

V Trouser Press

Toilet Brush

Moat Cleaned

Second Home

Scatter Cushions

Packet of Hob"Ooops, word censored!"s

38p Crunch Corner Yogurt

Bath Plug

£8000 Bose TV System

A Cleaner for his Brother

A Helipad

Some dog food

98p worth of Iced gems

a garlic crusher

some busy lizzies!!

a lap dance

£22,500 on treating dry rot

the cost of his London Club

£16,000 towards a mortgage that he had already paid off

A Rememberance Day Wreath

£600 for hanging baskets and pot plants

£80 court summons for failing to pay Council Tax on time (Lembit Opik )

£312 worth of fake Tudor beams and two loo seats

A Rememberance day poppy and some pictures of dying soldiers in Afghanistan (OK he didn't claim for the pictures but the trip was a freebie and then he said he hadn't took them when three other MP's testified that he had)

Bamxi Blender

Nice clean swimming pool for £1740 (or £1470 - either way I'm sure he could afford it - the tight wad)

£400 worth of cushions from John Lewis (Keith Vaz)

A Whirlpool Bath

 

And an i Pod and a DVD system

[Chook n Boo Mum]

V Trouser Press

Toilet Brush

Moat Cleaned

Second Home

Scatter Cushions

Packet of Hob"Ooops, word censored!"s

38p Crunch Corner Yogurt

Bath Plug

£8000 Bose TV System

A Cleaner for his Brother

A Helipad

Some dog food

98p worth of Iced gems

a garlic crusher

some busy lizzies!!

a lap dance

£22,500 on treating dry rot

the cost of his London Club

£16,000 towards a mortgage that he had already paid off

A Rememberance Day Wreath

£600 for hanging baskets and pot plants

£80 court summons for failing to pay Council Tax on time (Lembit Opik )

£312 worth of fake Tudor beams and two loo seats

A Rememberance day poppy and some pictures of dying soldiers in Afghanistan (OK he didn't claim for the pictures but the trip was a freebie and then he said he hadn't took them when three other MP's testified that he had)

Bamxi Blender

Nice clean swimming pool for £1740 (or £1470 - either way I'm sure he could afford it - the tight wad)

£400 worth of cushions from John Lewis (Keith Vaz)

A Whirlpool Bath

An i Pod and a DVD system

 

...and an island for his ducks (Peter Viggers, I think, MP for Gosport!)

 

 

I'm sure if we looked harder there would be an Eglu!!!!

 

Sha x