4m x 3m Omlet pen, cube, new auto door still boxed and coop light

[..lay a little egg for me]

Did anyone see Have I Got News For You? They had a great game on there: a new twist of "I went to the shops and bought"

 

I thought it might make a fun thread! All items have to be genuine claims by MPs. I'll start:

 

My MP filled out his expenses form and claimed for:

A trouser press

[Cooks]

a toilet brush

[Space Chick]

his moat cleaned

[dancing cloud]

Yet another "second" home

[Fizzle Knit]

some scatter cushions

[..lay a little egg for me]

My MP filled out his expenses form and claimed for:

A trouser press

A toilet brush

His moat cleaned

Another second home

Some scatter cushions

A packet of hob "Ooops, word censored!"s

[Egluntyne]

A 38p Crunch Corner Yoghurt

[Helly Welly]

a bath plug, 88p

[Jillus]

My MP filled out his expenses form and claimed for:

A trouser press

A toilet brush

His moat cleaned

Another second home

Some scatter cushions

A packet of hob "Ooops, word censored!"s

A 38p Crunch Corner Yoghurt

An £8000 Bose TV System

[Space Chick]

My MP filled out his expenses form and claimed for:

A trouser press

A toilet brush

His moat cleaned

Another second home

Some scatter cushions

A packet of hob "Ooops, word censored!"s

A 38p Crunch Corner Yoghurt

a bath plug 88p

An £8000 Bose TV System

and a cleaner for his brother

[Clash City Rocker]

A Trouser Press

Toilet Brush

Moat Cleaned

Second Home

Scatter Cushions

Packet of Hob"Ooops, word censored!"s

38p Crunch Corner Yogurt

Bath Plug

£800 Bose TV System

A Cleaner for his Brother

 

and

 

A Helipad

 

http://www.worcesternews.co.uk/news/4363199.MP_defends___106_141_expenses_claim_for_his_second_home_in_village/?ref=mc

[Space Chick]

A Trouser Press

Toilet Brush

Moat Cleaned

Second Home

Scatter Cushions

Packet of Hob"Ooops, word censored!"s

38p Crunch Corner Yogurt

Bath Plug

£800 Bose TV System

A Cleaner for his Brother

A Helipad

 

and

 

Some dog food

[Scramble]

A Trouser Press

Toilet Brush

Moat Cleaned

Second Home

Scatter Cushions

Packet of Hob"Ooops, word censored!"s

38p Crunch Corner Yogurt

Bath Plug

£800 Bose TV System

A Cleaner for his Brother

A Helipad

Some dog food

 

and

98p worth of Iced Gems

[Jillus]

( It WAS an £8000 TV!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!)

 

• Veteran Labour MP Sir Gerald Kaufman is said to have claimed £1,851 for a rug from a New York antique centre and tried to claim more than £8,800 for a television.

[Ain't Nobody Here]

A Trouser Press

Toilet Brush

Moat Cleaned

Second Home

Scatter Cushions

Packet of Hob"Ooops, word censored!"s

38p Crunch Corner Yogurt

Bath Plug

£8000 Bose TV System

A Cleaner for his Brother

A Helipad

Some dog food

98p worth of Iced Gems

£1,851 for a rug

 

and

 

£600 for hanging baskets and pot plants

[Cinnamon]

A Trouser Press

Toilet Brush

Moat Cleaned

Second Home

Scatter Cushions

Packet of Hob"Ooops, word censored!"s

38p Crunch Corner Yogurt

Bath Plug

£800 Bose TV System

A Cleaner for his Brother

A Helipad

Some dog food

98p worth of Iced Gems

 

and a garlic crusher

[chick wiggle]

A Trouser Press

Toilet Brush

Moat Cleaned

Second Home

Scatter Cushions

Packet of Hob"Ooops, word censored!"s

38p Crunch Corner Yogurt

Bath Plug

£800 Bose TV System

A Cleaner for his Brother

A Helipad

Some dog food

98p worth of Iced gems

a garlic crusher

 

and some busy lizzies!!

[Cooks]

A Trouser Press

Toilet Brush

Moat Cleaned

Second Home

Scatter Cushions

Packet of Hob"Ooops, word censored!"s

38p Crunch Corner Yogurt

Bath Plug

£800 Bose TV System

A Cleaner for his Brother

A Helipad

Some dog food

98p worth of Iced gems

a garlic crusher

some busy lizzies!!

 

and a lap dance

 

eidted to add these are made up aren't they??? if not then I made mine up!

Edited May 18, 2009 by Guest

[cloud]

A Trouser Press

Toilet Brush

Moat Cleaned

Second Home

Scatter Cushions

Packet of Hob"Ooops, word censored!"s

38p Crunch Corner Yogurt

Bath Plug

£800 Bose TV System

A Cleaner for his Brother

A Helipad

Some dog food

98p worth of Iced gems

a garlic crusher

some busy lizzies!!

a lap dance

 

and £22,500 on treating dry rot

[Lesley]

A Trouser Press

Toilet Brush

Moat Cleaned

Second Home

Scatter Cushions

Packet of Hob"Ooops, word censored!"s

38p Crunch Corner Yogurt

Bath Plug

£800 Bose TV System

A Cleaner for his Brother

A Helipad

Some dog food

98p worth of Iced gems

a garlic crusher

some busy lizzies!!

a lap dance

£22,500 on treating dry rot

 

and the cost of his London Club....

[Egluntyne]

A Trouser Press

Toilet Brush

Moat Cleaned

Second Home

Scatter Cushions

Packet of Hob"Ooops, word censored!"s

38p Crunch Corner Yogurt

Bath Plug

£800 Bose TV System

A Cleaner for his Brother

A Helipad

Some dog food

98p worth of Iced gems

a garlic crusher

some busy lizzies!!

a lap dance

£22,500 on treating dry rot

the cost of his London Club

 

and £16,000 towards a mortgage that he had already paid off...........

[Jillus]

A Trouser Press

Toilet Brush

Moat Cleaned

Second Home

Scatter Cushions

Packet of Hob"Ooops, word censored!"s

38p Crunch Corner Yogurt

Bath Plug

£8000 Bose TV System

A Cleaner for his Brother

A Helipad

Some dog food

98p worth of Iced gems

a garlic crusher

some busy lizzies!!

a lap dance

£22,500 on treating dry rot

the cost of his London Club

£600 for hanging baskets and pot plants

£16,000 towards a mortgage that he had already paid off

And a Rememberance Day Wreath

Edited May 18, 2009 by Guest

[Ain't Nobody Here]

Can you add mine too please . It got lost at the end of the previous page .

 

and

 

£600 for hanging baskets and pot plants

[Helly Welly]

A Trouser Press

Toilet Brush

Moat Cleaned

Second Home

Scatter Cushions

Packet of Hob"Ooops, word censored!"s

38p Crunch Corner Yogurt

Bath Plug

£8000 Bose TV System

A Cleaner for his Brother

A Helipad

Some dog food

98p worth of Iced gems

a garlic crusher

some busy lizzies!!

a lap dance

£22,500 on treating dry rot

the cost of his London Club

£16,000 towards a mortgage that he had already paid off

A Rememberance Day Wreath

£600 for hanging baskets and pot plants

 

and £80 court summons for failing to pay Council Tax on time (Lembit Opik )

[Jillus]

Trouser Press

Toilet Brush

Moat Cleaned

Second Home

Scatter Cushions

Packet of Hob"Ooops, word censored!"s

38p Crunch Corner Yogurt

Bath Plug

£8000 Bose TV System

A Cleaner for his Brother

A Helipad

Some dog food

98p worth of Iced gems

a garlic crusher

some busy lizzies!!

a lap dance

£22,500 on treating dry rot

the cost of his London Club

£16,000 towards a mortgage that he had already paid off

A Rememberance Day Wreath

£600 for hanging baskets and pot plants

£80 court summons for failing to pay Council Tax on time (Lembit Opik )

£312 worth of fake Tudor beams and two loo seats