Patridge bantam chicken poorly foot?

[One Man Banned]

do you think it would go down well if us non-football fans invaded this football topic?

 

 

[theherd123]

Hmmmmmmmmmm

 

not sure but we could try!!!

 

 

What is the off side rule anyway??

[One Man Banned]

Emma what have you done

 

They'll never all agree about what the rule is and what it's not.

 

And surely the only reason I'd know a footballer is from the likes of the gorgeous Thierre Henri! (sp?)

 

[theherd123]

Or that Freddie Lumburger fella that Claret had a picture of!

 

I used to work at Birmingham City Football Club and all the players were ugly beasts

[Guest]

 

Ahem..... the two of you have forgotten about the sexiest goalie of all time........

[theherd123]

No i dont think so

 

Oh you mean that Robinson chap or that James fella who does the modelling too - yes they are good looking arent they!!!

 

Well spotted Chookiehen!!!

[Guest]

 

Who???!

 

[theherd123]

Ok it must be said Chookie - what on earth do you see in him????

 

 

I just dont get it - esp that pony tail he has - what is all that about????

[chelsea]

very annoyed

 

why oh why does our sky decide to pack up in the middle of football

 

doesnt happen when something rubbish like heartbeat or university challenge is on

[One Man Banned]

Oh!

 

Its a bu**er when things like that happen - it's always the programme you really wouldn't watch that's fine!

 

A

xx

[gooner.girl]

Just like to point out that your 'sexy' footballers are ALL "Ooops, word censored!"nal or ex "Ooops, word censored!"nal players! Seaman, Henry and Ljungberg! We might be rubbish and currently losing 2-1 but we play sexy football!

[chelsea]

I of course watch football for the football not the men

 

but I have had a tendancy lately to have a bit of a crush on Michael Ballack, not everyone's cuppa tea I know.

 

Also would love one day to be the chelsea "massuer", carlo cudicini's legs look like they need a good rub down

[Guest]

Ok it must be said Chookie - what on earth do you see in him????

 

 

I just dont get it - esp that pony tail he has - what is all that about????

 

He doesn't have the ponytail anymore - a vast imrovement!

 

It's amazing what secret fantasies can start after a bottle of wine, and a late night viewing of 'Dancing onIce'.....

 

If I can find the thread, I'll post the link!

[theherd123]

It's amazing what secret fantasies can start after a bottle of wine, and a late night viewing of 'Dancing onIce'.....

 

This is the single most frightening thing i have ever read on this forum!!!

 

Chookie - i think you need to change your signature to

 

'All i want for Christmas is some therapy sessions to get over Mr Seaman!'

 

[gooner.girl]

Bringing the topic back to football, "Ooops, word censored!"nal lost Is the omlet bar open? I need to drown my sorrows. Only consolation is Bolton and Villa have lost so Phil and Martin can't tease me. Chelsea! You be quiet tonight!!!!!

[Guest]

It's amazing what secret fantasies can start after a bottle of wine, and a late night viewing of 'Dancing onIce'.....

 

This is the single most frightening thing i have ever read on this forum!!!

 

Chookie - i think you need to change your signature to

 

'All i want for Christmas is some therapy sessions to get over Mr Seaman!'

 

 

 

He's a sexy man........

 

http://club.omlet.co.uk/forum/viewtopic.php?t=3117&highlight=

[chelsea]

I wont tease you.

there is nothing worse - so I sympathise. Cant believe you lost. Sounded like a dirty game. lots of yellow cards

[chelsea]

and we're still playing ...

[chelsea]

jeez, man u beating everton 3-0

[gooner.girl]

We are out of the title race now. Sooooo depressing...

[chelsea]

Phew, was hard to watch in the end. (we were excellent in the 1st half)

 

we won though against a strong team

 

cudicini had a good game (which makes a change )

 

"Ooops, word censored!"nal will have to go for it in europe now Helen

 

I just want someone to beat man'ure !! some one has too!!

[gooner.girl]

I would want you to win it if you didn't have Cashley Hole, now i'm torn!

 

Trust Bolton to roll over for you. Humph.

 

Man.u are looking good as well much as i hate to admit it...

[Guest]

Phew, was hard to watch in the end. (we were excellent in the 1st half)

 

we won though against a strong team

 

cudicini had a good game (which makes a change )

 

indeed it was hard to watch. You were obviously the better side.. but it galls slightly that you scored the goal after 2mins and 20secs of the 2 mins added time...

 

if it weren't for Jussi - and his many punched clearances NOT falling to Chelsea feet - you could have had a hatful! (Anelka missed a couple of half chances you'd expect him to put away... )

 

(note to any Gooners who might be reading - there was no rolling over being done at the Reebok tonight - that happened at Craven Cottage, didn't it? )

 

Phil

[Martin B]

Just got back from a bloomin disgraceful performance by the villa, all thought we could have drew it during the second half. Very poor now off to bed!

[Lesley]

All I can say is......... I'm glad my Dad (Everton supporter) and son (ManU) were working together here yesterday

 

..... and I'll have one happy son working here today

 

SIL will be drowning his sorrows with Helen