Guest Posted October 31, 2006 Share Posted October 31, 2006 A cabbie picks up a nun. She gets into the cab, and the cab driver won't stop staring at her. She asks him why is he staring and he replies, "I have a question to ask you but I don't want to offend you. She answers, 'My dear son, you cannot offend me. When you're as old as I am and have been a nun a long as I have, you get a chance to see and hear just about everything. I'm sure that there's nothing you could say or ask that I would find offensive." "Well, I've always had a fantasy to have a nun kiss me." She responds, "Well, let's see what we can do about that: #1, you have to be single and #2 you must be Catholic." The cab driver is very excited and says, "Yes, I am single and I'm Catholic too!" The nun says "OK, pull into the next alley." He does and the nun fulfills his fantasy. But when they get back on the road, the cab driver starts crying. "My dear child, said the nun, why are you crying?" "Forgive me sister, but I have sinned. I lied, I must confess, I'm married and I'm Jewish." The nun says, "That's OK, my name is Kevin and I'm on my way to a Halloween party." Phil Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Egluntyne Posted October 31, 2006 Share Posted October 31, 2006 Very funny!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Louise Posted October 31, 2006 Share Posted October 31, 2006 Phil are you sure.......................................................... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paola Posted October 31, 2006 Share Posted October 31, 2006 Weeeeeeeeeeeee, heeeeeeeeeeee, heeeeeeeeeeeeee Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Lesley Posted October 31, 2006 Share Posted October 31, 2006 Phil are you sure.......................................................... You save me having to ask Louise......... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Looney Posted October 31, 2006 Share Posted October 31, 2006 Excellent! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cinnamon Posted October 31, 2006 Share Posted October 31, 2006 Love it !!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paola Posted October 31, 2006 Share Posted October 31, 2006 Phil are you sure.......................................................... You save me having to ask Louise......... I think she is saving everybody from asking Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...